There’s A Rumor That Drake Puts Hot Sauce In His Used Condoms To Prevent Women From Stealing His Sperm

January 12, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s a rumor that an Instagram “model” is planning to sue Drake after he put hot sauce in his condom and it burned her vagina. Dear god! She has every right to sue! Sticking a hot chili dick inside somebody’s hoo-ha without their consent is– wait. WAIT. Apparently, Drake put the hot sauce in the condom after he came. Then he threw it out. The only reason the hot sauce found its way into the model’s cooch is because she fished the condom out of the trash and put the opening end into her vag, probably in an attempt to get pregnant with Drake’s baby. Ahhh, a wannabe sperm-stealer! OK, sweetie, maybe you don’t actually have a case…

MTO News (I know) reported on this doozy of a story. They write that Drake and the “model” met on Instagram and decided to meet up a few weeks ago. Here’s what (big time ALLEGEDLY) happened:

After the party, they went back to his hotel. They smoked weed for a bit, and he asked if she wanted to have sex. She said he was very intent on ensuring things were consensual. They started with a bit of foreplay. He rubbed and sucked her titties for a bit. He then went to the bathroom and came out with a condom on.

She said he’s about 7 inches, thick, and cut. They fucked for about 20 minutes. He mostly hit it from the back and eventually came inside the condom. Immediately after, he went back into the bathroom to dispose of it.

After Drake came back, the “model” immediately went to the bathroom:

She fished the condom out of the trash, untied it, and put the opening end into her v*gina. Boy, was she in for a suprise! She said it felt like pouring hot lava into her p*ssy.

She screamed, and Drake ran into the bathroom. He admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm.

So Drake’s (alleged) trick to ward off sperm-stealers is to fill his used condoms with hot sauce. Cut to everybody and their mother googling: “Does hot sauce kill sperm?”  MTO adds the “model” is now threatening to sue Drake and pics of her burned puss are going viral on Twitter. Except… there are no photos going viral on Twitter. Just everybody’s reactions to this insane tale:

No official response from Drake, but some think the caption of his latest Instagram post is taking a swipe at the model. He wrote, “You can have your 15 minutes of fame…I’ll take the other 23 hours and 45 mins”:

So if Drake carries hot sauce in his bag (swag), to stop sperm-stealers, does he use that same hot sauce out at restaurants? Or is it cheap siracha for sperm, and a classier, more expensive hot sauce for his food? So many questions! And, honestly, this is the most interested I’ve ever been in Drake’s sex life. So well done, Instagram “model”!


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