Category: Drake
Drake Has Been Yacht Hopping With A 20-Year-Old YouTuber
It didn’t take long for 35-year-old Drake, the hardest gangster in the rap game, to bounce back from his alleged Swedish crime spree, but it’s nice to know his short-lived life as a delinquent hasn’t changed his priorities. Because just days after he avoided hard labor in the pokey (he really didn’t but you know that’s what he’s telling everyone) Drake has been seen getting cozy with 20-year-old YouTube star Suede Brooks (not a typo, it’s Brooks not BOOTS). Hey, at least she’s of legal age! And since this is Drake we’re talking about, he’s making sure everyone sees him and his new possible lady.
Drake Posted Proof He Had A Run-In With The Swedish Police After Denying Rumors He Had Been Arrested
Last week it was rumored that Drake had pulled an A$AP Rocky-Lite by getting arrested in Stockholm, Sweden, on marijuana charges while out at a nightclub shortly after arriving in that country in his powder blue private jet. However, Drake’s camp confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that Drake couldn’t even get arrested in Stockholm, let alone any other town, which apparently made Drake feel uncool. So yesterday, the hardened criminal(ly underrated child actor) and menace nuisance to society went ahead and spilled the beans on himself by posting a letter he received from the Swedish authorities proving he is as hard as they come. Even with baked bean juice running down his shirt.
Drake’s Team Denies The Rumor That He Was Arrested In Sweden
Here’s the thing about Drake: he hasn’t been arrested in Sweden. So, if you believed yesterday’s random rumor that claimed 35-year-old Drake was arrested by police at a Stockholm nightclub, Drake’s team is here to tell you (via the Hollywood Reporter) that you’re dead wrong. They say Drake is at his hotel in Stockholm and he has not been arrested. Stand down, Torontonians. Our king is safe. Continue reading
Drake Dropped A Surprise Album At Midnight
It’s been a minute since we’ve heard from Canada’s tackiest homeowner Drake. What has Drake been up to? Well, if he’s been the sensitive sad boy sobbing over the latest developments in Rihanna’s life, you wouldn’t know it. Because Drake clearly hasn’t had enough spare time to sit night after night, wrapped in his custom-made Raptors-branded fleece weighted blanket in his feelings room (I assume one of his expensive mansions has such a thing). In between his time spent trolling his trolls, Drake has been busy making an album, which he dropped by semi-surprise last night.
Drake Got Revenge On A Troll By Following His Wife On Instagram
Thanks to ungrateful millionaire Drake, a rap beef can happen anytime, even with online trolls. It’s no secret Drake is messier than a Porta-Potty at Coachella, but that won’t ever stop him from continuously trying to convince us he’s not softer than cotton candy in a monsoon. Although he’s probably still paying Pusha-T royalty checks to shut up about what he knows Drake loves to keep the Tough Tony act going. Now, in an attempt to make sure civilians can feel his wrath as well, Drake decided the best way to seek revenge on a troll who made an inappropriate comment about his son was to track downhill wife and begin following her on Instagram.
Drake Brought Robbie Williams’ $70 Million Beverly Hills Mansion And May Have Scoffed At His Ranking Of Top Earning Hip Hop Artists
If making us forget about how much of a pompous silly-billy Drake is was Kanye’s plan all along, well that shit worked! Between Kanye’s recent attention-grabbing, let’s call it “behavior,” and all the oldheads hogging the spotlight at the Super Bowl, poor Aubrey barely has two headlines to rub together. But Drake tried to do a lil sumin sumin’ about that recently by commenting on an Instagram post that reported on a list of the highest-paid hip-hop stars of 2021. *Spoiler Alert* He was not #1.