Julia Fox and Kanye West continue to delight and amaze audiences with their artistic interpretation of what “true love” means. In order to further convince everyone of their everlasting commitment that is extremely real and authentic, Jimye (I meant to use Julia’s new portmanteau but messed up typing it. I’m not changing it because who cares?) got into some classy PDA in Paris. Fun fact: the saying “every kiss begins with K” is short for “every kiss begins with Kanye sticking his tongue down another person’s mouth and having it publicly documented!”
Julia Fox Gave Herself And Kanye West A Couple’s Portmanteau And Talked To Vogue About Her Fashion Evolution
The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity, and the gumption! Julia Fox has gone ahead and given herself and Kanye West a couple’s nickname, clearly overstepping the bounds of the social contract between notable personality (to use the term celebrity would be a streeeeetch here) and the community taking note. Julia, still aglow with the excitement of running around Paris in broad daylight looking like an evacuee flushed from a subterranean fetish club after a gas leak, posted her first contractually permitted photo of her and Kanye on Instagram (Stories only, as per section 2.9, b., ii) with the caption “Juliye” coupled with a single black heart emoji. That was OUR couple’s name to give! Now we’re going to have to come up with something else because I will not give her the satisfaction. So enjoy your doomed relationship, Foxnfriend! I hope it was worth it.