Category: Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen Got An Eyebrow Transplant
Chrissy Teigen once said, “Everything about me is fake except my cheeks.” Then she got the fat sucked outta her cheeks, so now they’re kinda fake too. As of this weekend, we can officially add “eyebrows” to the list of phony features, cuz Chrissy took to Instagram to reveal that she got an eyebrow transplant. Nope, not microblading; it’s an actual hair transplant for your brows. Apparently, Chrissy’s beloved plastic surgeon, Dr. Jason Diamond, took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new eyebrows. I would have harvested the hair from her pubes, but, hey, I’m no Dr. Jason B. Diamond, M.D., F.A.C.S.
Chrissy Teigen Hosted An Elaborate “Squid Game” Party For Her Wealthy Friends
Chrissy Teigen has given up her trollish ways and redoubled her efforts to solidify her online persona as #FunQueen, #RelatableQueen! She’s a #EmotionalAbuserOfVulerableTeensQueen no more! According to Gawker, Chrissy threw an elaborate party inspired by the hit Netflix show Squid Game where all her rich and beautiful friends gathered for an “absolutely epic night” of poverty cosplay which Chrissy presided over while dressed as Robot Girl, proving she really has learned from her recent “cancellation.” Chrissy’s one of us, one of the regular people! The VIP masks she and husband John Legend usually wear are exclusively for phones-collected-at-the-door, officially sanctioned Illuminati events only. She understands that now.
Harry Styles As Dorothy Gale, And More Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Just because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party didn’t happen for the second year in a row, doesn’t mean that the other celebrities won’t get together and tear shit up for attention. Much like a drag queen, if a celebrity isn’t working Halloween they are losing money! Harry Styles’ tour took him to Madison Square Garden in NYC on Halloween, and he decided to get festive by dressing up as a hobo hipster who just so happened to find a Dorothy Gale costume in the dumpster.
Chrissy Teigen Says She’s “Grown And Learned” From Her Bullying Scandal
Well, it looks like the Cancel Club has one less member because Chrissy Teigen is back from her self-imposed timeout and better than ever! The proof? Well…she said she’s a better person during an interview to promote her latest cookbook, Cravings: All Together. Chrissy sat down for her first official interview since Courtney Stodden reminded everyone that Chrissy once told them to die on Twitter. Chrissy swung by The TODAY Show to tell Hoda Kotb all about how she’s grown as a person since she was outed as a DM monster.
Chrissy Teigen And Heather McDonald Got Into It On Instagram
The other day Chrissy Teigen posted an Instagram pic of her blinking (in full glam), with an extremely “I’m so chill and quirky and not like those other girls!” caption. Chrissy wrote that people are “too conditioned to seeing perfect photos all day,” and she doesn’t care about “curating my Instagram to be perfection.” She says she’s actually a chaotic mess and “post whatever. i dunno.”
Well, possible Trump-supporting comedian Heather McDonald took issue with the post and commented that Chrissy was actually humble bragging and fishing for compliments. Then she took it a step further by reposting Chrissy’s post, screenshotting her own comment, and calling Chrissy a #hypocrite who should come up with some new ideas. Then (sigh) Chrissy indirectly responded to Heather on her Instagram Stories, writing that she couldn’t sleep at all the night before because it was the one-year anniversary of her pregnancy loss, and “maybe I’m a little sensitive today but fuck off.” In a second Story, she added, “Why people follow people they hate [is] beyond me.”
Chrissy Teigen Reveals She Had Fat Removed From Her Cheeks
Important Chrissy Teigen update! The kinda-canceled social media addict got some fat sucked out of her cheeks. Rather than deny it like most celebs, Chrissy actually offered up the info unprompted on her Instagram Stories. She says she got Dr. Jason Diamond to give her that “buccal fat removal thing,” and ever since she quit drinking last fall, she’s really seen the results. Chrissy says she likes her new look and captioned her video, “no shame in my dr diamond game.” She’s right. There are many, many reasons to shame Chrissy. Being honest about cosmetic surgery isn’t one of them.