Category: Suckers
Chrissy Teigen Reveals She Had Fat Removed From Her Cheeks
Important Chrissy Teigen update! The kinda-canceled social media addict got some fat sucked out of her cheeks. Rather than deny it like most celebs, Chrissy actually offered up the info unprompted on her Instagram Stories. She says she got Dr. Jason Diamond to give her that “buccal fat removal thing,” and ever since she quit drinking last fall, she’s really seen the results. Chrissy says she likes her new look and captioned her video, “no shame in my dr diamond game.” She’s right. There are many, many reasons to shame Chrissy. Being honest about cosmetic surgery isn’t one of them.
Ice-T Says He’s A Big Fan Of Sucking Coco’s Melons, Just Like Their 5-Year-Old Daughter
Last week, Coco stirred up an itty bitty titty controversy when she admitted that she still breastfeeds her and Ice-T’s 5½-year-old daughter, Chanel. 42-year-old Coco explained that while Chanel dines on steak and burgers, she still enjoys a “little snack every now and then.” And who is she to deprive her? Obviously, the Internet had a lot to say about this fun fact, but Ice-T wasn’t about to stand by and let a bunch of nobodies attack his two precious gals (I am, of course, referring to Coco’s breasts). He went on Twitter and accused Coco’s critics of being jealous. Then he announced that, at the advanced age of 63, he, too, enjoys suckin’ on boobies. Ice says that, when it’s all said and done, he may go down in history as a titty lover, and that’s fine by him. Damn. We all need an Ice-T in our lives!*
*someone who defends our honor, not someone who sucks our boobs†
†although boob-sucking IS a plus
Travis Barker Posted A Picture Of Kourtney Kardshian Sucking His Thumb For Her Birthday
With Kim Kardashian benched for the time being, it’s time for Kourtney Kardashian to step up and feed the beast. And Kris Jenner stays ravenous. Kourtney and her new flame Travis Barker have stepped up their performative passion game to the next level and frankly, I’m disgusted. Page Six reports that in honor of Koutynry’s 42nd birthday, Travis shared a “PDA-filled Instagram post” which included a “NSFW video of the reality star intimately sucking his thumb,” as if there’s any other way to suck a thumb. You never hear about sucking someone’s thumb formally and from a distance. To make matters worse, Kourtney posted some shit asking “rough sex: love it or leave it?” with a stock photo of a mons pubis that had a red “oui” embroidered on its barely-there panty. If you’re gonna be that undignified and scar your kids for life, might as well flash your own mons pubis, lady. It’s not like we haven’t seen it before!