Chrissy Teigen Got An Eyebrow Transplant

November 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Chrissy Teigen once said, “Everything about me is fake except my cheeks.” Then she got the fat sucked outta her cheeks, so now they’re kinda fake too. As of this weekend, we can officially add “eyebrows” to the list of phony features, cuz Chrissy took to Instagram to reveal that she got an eyebrow transplant. Nope, not microblading; it’s an actual hair transplant for your brows. Apparently, Chrissy’s beloved plastic surgeon, Dr. Jason Diamond, took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new eyebrows. I would have harvested the hair from her pubes, but, hey, I’m no Dr. Jason B. Diamond, M.D., F.A.C.S.

In one of her Instagram Stories, Chrissy wrote, “I never wear makeup if I can avoid it” (sure, Jan), so she was excited about her eyebrow transplant surgery:

In another Story she wrote, “…it’s so cool to have brows again! teens: do not pluck them all off like i did!!” Ah, so Chrissy was a victim of the early 2000s Sperm Brow craze. The pics confirm it. Here’s a virtually unrecognizable young Chrissy serving Uncle Leo-realness back in high school:

I’m still fascinated by this eyebrow transplant surgery. The internet says the patient is given a general anesthetic and the process takes two to three hours. The transplanted hair will fall out after a few weeks, but then new brow hairs should start to grow over the next several months. In the meantime, Chrissy “may need to trim the transplanted hairs to brow length.” Wait, so they’d just keep growing if she didn’t trim them? Chrissy could be walking around with Cousin Itt brows that covered her eyes like hair curtains?! OMG, I hope this happens and she documents every wacky moment on her social media. If she does, I will proclaim her officially uncancelled!

Pic: Instagram

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