Category: Chrissy Teigen
Chrissy Teigen Wanted To Know If Getting A Bikini Wax While Pregnant Was Way More Painful, So She Asked Twitter
As we know, Chrissy Teigen is pregnant again. Her and John Legend’s baby should be here any day now, and she must be bored, in need of attention, or a combination of the two; because she recently took a break from ripping off cake mixes to take to messy-ass Twitter to ask 12.9 million of her closest pals if getting her pregnant fur-burger waxed would hurt just a little bit worse than normal or excruciatingly worse. She got a mixed bag of answers–and I got a definitively icked bag of mental images.
Chrissy Teigen Has Been Accused Of Copying The Cake Mixes Of A Baker She Previously Collaborated With
We all know that Chrissy Teigen’s number one craving is attention, but since she can’t really market that, she named her line of kitchenware, food, and cookbooks Cravings. Her other venture is apologizing for being a bullying asshole in the past to Courtney Stodden and Lindsay Lohan, among others. And while Chrissy seems to fancy herself as a “reformed” troll, it looks like she might have recently steamrolled a small business, at least according to a baker named Jordan Rondel, who says that after the two collaborated together on one cake mix, Chrissy’s company, Cravings, copied her product when creating their own line of mixes.
Chrissy Teigen Shared That Her 2020 Pregnancy Loss Wasn’t A Miscarriage, It Was A Life-Saving Abortion
Last month, polarizing figure and reformed bully, Chrissy Teigen, announced that she was pregnant again for the fourth time after undergoing IVF treatments. Those familiar with her journey know that she and her husband, John Legend, have two children, Luna (6) and Miles (4) and that her third pregnancy with a son, Jack, tragically ended at 20 weeks in September of 2020. When she shared their loss with the world, she called it a miscarriage, but now Chrissy says it was actually an abortion necessary to save her life and that Jack had no chance of survival.
Chrissy Teigen Is Pregnant Again
After it was revealed that chronic social media over-sharer, Chrissy Teigen, had also been an evil cyberbully/troll over several years and to several people including Michael Costello, Courtney Stodden, and Lindsay Lohan (see: here, here, and here); it was a relief for this divided nation in the throes of an unprecedented pandemic to have one person that we all could root against and agree sucked hard. She apologized for being evil and then for a while alternated between staying off social media and tiptoeing back in just to remind us all that she existed. Then in September 2020, when she announced that at 20 weeks pregnant she gave birth to and lost the baby she had been carrying. Chrissy also shared that she and her husband, John Legend, had named the child Jack. Since then, she’s stayed mostly controversy-free and mostly under-the-radar, up until yesterday when she took to Instagram to share that 22 months after losing Jack, she’s pregnant again after undergoing IVF treatments.
BREAKING: Chrissy Teigen Discovered That You Can Wear Comfortable Clothes All The Time
After completing what appears to be a successful brow transplant, Chrissy Teigen is back to overshare her latest groundbreaking transformation. May I shock you? She’s getting rid of high heels. Yes, Ms. Teigen announced on Instagram that she will be throwing away her collection of heels as they are a sexist symbol designed to entertain the male gaze and to wear them would be implicitly supporting the patriarchy. Kidding! She just realized she can actually wear comfortable shoes more often.
Chrissy Teigen Posts An Eyebrow Transplant Update To Instagram
Update on Chrissy Teigen Eyebrow Situation 2021! To recap: Chrissy, a victim of the ’90s overpluck, got an eyebrow transplant last month. It’s actual hair transplant surgery; doctors took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new brows. Chrissy posted the immediate results to her Instagram Stories, and that shit was a little Groucho. But five weeks into the healing process her original transplanted brow hairs have fallen out and new ones have grown in (that’s what’s supposed to happen). And since the Earth is round, water is wet, and the sky is blue, Chrissy posted an update on Instagram.