Leave it to Henry Winkler to make a Jimmy Fallon interview much, much more watchable. Henry was a guest on The Tonight Show, and while Jimmy did what Jimmy does (threaten to put Velveeta out of business by bringing on the fake cheesiness), Henry charmed everyone with his GILF beard.
I don’t know what all the horny Bill Hader fans out there call themselves (Bill Loverds? Drew Barrywhores? I’ll have to do some research). But last night was not a great night for them. Because the red carpet of the 2020 Golden Globes was where Bill Hader and his girlfriend Rachel Bilson decided to let the world officially know they’re dating.
This will be terrible news for all the people who recently realized that Bill Hader is hot, and were really enjoying the guilt-free wet dreams they were having. TMZ says that Bill Hader is probably most certainly taken at the moment, and he’s with Rachel Bilson.
Cleaning crews at The Beverly Hilton are probably still vacuuming up the shards of glitter that flew off of Billy Porter when he twirled in that amazing technicolor dreamcape, and are mopping up the Fiji water that people spewed out after realizing they were in the presence of the one and only Fiji Water Girl, and are disinfecting the floor after hundreds of people shit themselves as Baroness Jamie Lee Haden-Guest (seriously, she’s a baroness) sashayed onto the red carpet and they thought, “Damn, Brigitte Nielsen is looking hot after birthing out a baby!” People probably shit out everything in their system and are going to need some probiotics to get their guts good again. I see what you did there Queen of Activia!
If you’re the type of person who doesn’t watch TV shows on Amazon, then The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel might sound like a film about a magical British nanny starring Dame Judi Dench. But as of today, it’s the reason why the show’s creator Amy Sherman-Palladino hauled a giant sack of trophies out of the Emmys last night.
It feels entirely appropriate that on one of the messiest days of the year, one of the messiest characters to ever slide into the Weekend Update desk would make their return to Saturday Night Live. After almost three years since his last visit, Stefon came back last night to give the good people visiting New York City some expert recommendations on what to see and do on St. Patrick’s Day. You have probably already guessed that his recommendations don’t include sipping green cocktails and eating bottomless plates of potato wedges at the Applebee’s in Times Square.