Category: Henry Winkler
Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Banning The F-Word From His TikToks
Retro fantasy fuckboy and current darling granddaddy, Henry Winkler, has mastered the art of implying “fuck you” in a very subtle way while still coming off sweet and endearing, like that time he showed up Trump by drinking a glass of water one-handed with ease, or that other time when he seemingly shaded Tom Hanks by saying Hooch was his favorite while briefly working on Turner & Hooch. If you’re an Arthur Fonzarelli fanatic who’s dreamt of watching Henry twerk it in only a leather jacket to Closer by Nine Inch Nails, then you’re out of luck, because he said that he won’t be TikTok dancing to any songs with “fuck” in them.
Henry Winkler Showed Donald Trump He’s Not The Only Septuagenarian Who Can Drink A Glass Of Water With One Hand
Over the weekend as Donald Trump geared up for his big Tulsa campaign rally, I was bracing myself for the absolute worst. I can’t tell you how relieved I was to see it was a bigger flop than Ishtar. Not in my wildest dreams could have I imagined a more delightful outcome than Trump’s big rally turning out two sublime self-owns the likes of which haven’t been seen since that Nazi’s face melted off when he opened the Ark of the Covenant at that rally in Raiders of the Lost Ark. First, there was Trump’s 15-minute long explanation about why he walked down that ramp at West Point Academy the previous week, looking like Mr. Magoo in a whiteout wearing 6” heels. Then Trump tried his hand at prop comedy by proving he can drink a glass of water with one hand— a feat that was silently mocked by a lushly bearded Henry Winkler on Twitter.
Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler’s Sexy Santa Quarantine Beard
Leave it to Henry Winkler to make a Jimmy Fallon interview much, much more watchable. Henry was a guest on The Tonight Show, and while Jimmy did what Jimmy does (threaten to put Velveeta out of business by bringing on the fake cheesiness), Henry charmed everyone with his GILF beard.
Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Swearing That He Doesn’t Hate Tom Hanks
Three months ago, Henry Winkler proved that older, normal-seeming Hollywood dudes can also have messy decades-long drama in their life, when he went on Watch What Happens Live and claimed the only person he got along with on the set of 1989’s Turner & Hooch was the dog. And just like that, a whole bunch of people started doubting whether Tom Hanks really was the nicest guy in Hollywood. Well, Henry Winkler was asked about his rumored OMF (old man feud), and he is officially putting that story to rest.
Open Post: Hosted By Henry Winkler Shading Tom Hanks
When you think about the limited number of dudes in Hollywood with unimpeachable reputations as unproblematic nice guys that everyone seems to love, Tom Hanks is usually one of the first names that comes to mind. And another man you’ve probably never heard a bad word against is everybody’s favorite Jewish leather daddy, Henry Winkler. Guys like Henry and Tom are all we have in #thesetryingtimes keeping us from turning our backs on Hollywood altogether (well, them and most of the ladies, Scarlett Johannson excepted). So what are we to do with the information that Henry apparently thinks Tom is trash!?!