Category: Get Well Soon

Jeremy Renner Shared A Selfie From His Hospital Bed As More Details On His Accident Come To Light

January 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Shoobop, a-boopie-bop I gotta teeeeell you” that Jeremy Renner is gonna make it! The universe, in all her great wisdom, has spared Jeremy’s life and in doing so, has given the white boy scat community renewed hope for respect as we enter 2023, which will hopefully to be the year Jeremy gives up acting for good to concentrate on his career as a rock and roll idol for the Jeep Grand Cherokee set. Three days following a terrifying New Year’s Day snow plow accident which led to Jeremy being airlifted from his Lake Tahoe home for emergency surgery, Marvel’s Hawkeye, and more importantly, Mr. Main Attraction himself posted a selfie to Instagram from his hospital bed, letting us know he’s still got what it takes to become America’s Next Great Car Commercial Crooner. Look, when the universe sends you a sign as strong and clear as dropping a 15,000-pound snowcat on your ass, you better take heed and get your busted ass into the studio to lay down some fresh tracks!

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Sharon Osbourne Has Been Released From The Hospital After Suffering A Medical Emergency While Filming Jack Osbourne’s Ghost-Themed Show

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Sharon Osbourne’s recent crusade to cancelcancel culture” after The Talk canceled her didn’t really seem to take off–which is super shocking considering how all of our hearts have been aching over the trials and tribulations of a fully-grown hundreds-millionaire who was forced to face the consequences of her own actions. However, Sharon loves herself some Sharon, and it seems that she won’t rest until she’s back on TVs everywhere. But it looks like she might have to rest for a little while because she just got released from the hospital after having an undisclosed medical emergency on the set of Jack Osbourne’s Night of Terror.

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Bam Margera Is In The Hospital With Pneumonia And Has Been Placed On A Ventilator

December 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Bam Margera has had a particularly chaotic run in his time in the “doing dumb shit” arena by doing so much dumb shit that he catapulted himself out of the Jackass category. Last we heard from him, he was court-ordered to attend rehab, left rehab and went on the run, and then went back to rehab. Since then, though, he’s been partying it up while emboldened by an ill-informed “Free Bam” movement. But, right now, Bam has no other choice than to slow down because he developed pneumonia that’s been further complicated by COVID and is on a ventilator in the hospital.

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Celine Dion Has Been Diagnosed With Stiff Person Syndrome

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

This morning, Celine Dion posted a video announcement in both English and French on Instagram and YouTube. In Celine’s video message, a thick layer of somberness covers her, so you know her announcement is not going to bring happy news, like Anna Wintour finally doing something right by devoting an entire Met Gala theme to the kooky glamour of THE GREATEST SINGUH (AND MET GALA GUEST) IN DA WORLD. No, Celine delivered sad news, saying that health woes have been messing with her for a while and that it’s been difficult for her to talk about, but she’s ready to talk about it with her fans. A devastated Celine shared that she’s been diagnosed with a rare and incurable neurological disorder called Stiff Person Syndrome (yes, that’s what it’s really called), which causes muscle spasms and has made it difficult for her to move and sing.

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Nick Cannon Was Admitted To The Hospital With Pneumonia 

December 5, 2022 / Posted by:

If you were out and about this weekend and things didn’t seem as overpopulated as they normally would, it might’ve been because Nick Cannon was indisposed and unable to spontaneously reproduce. In some Papa Nick news that’s shockingly not another “we’re expecting” announcement (although the day is still young), Nick posted on Instagram that he landed in the hospital with pneumonia on Friday but is on the mend.

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Demi Lovato Said She Might Be Done Touring After Her Current “Holy Fvck” Tour Due To An Undisclosed Illness

September 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Demi Lovato isn’t usually one to shy away from oversharing, whether it’s the sad sex skills of her ex-fiance, Max Ehrich, or giving us the math for how long she’s been “a bleeder,” but when it came to the Instagram Stories she posted and deleted yesterday where she said she was “so sick” and that her current Holy Fvck tour would be her last, Demi was more tight-lipped with details than normal.

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