Category: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Elizabeth Olsen Tells Actors Who Want To Join Marvel To Just Do One Movie

May 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Before Marvel’s introduction of Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch, some who never saw Martha Marcy May Marlene didn’t even know there were more Olsens out there! But in the past eight years, Elizabeth managed to survive three Avengers movies, a Captain America flick, her own television series Wanda Vision, and one Multiverse Of Madness. And apparently, if she knew then what she knows now, she’d probably just collect one Marvel check and GTFO.

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Nicolas Cage Wants Us To Know That He Doesn’t Need The Marvel Cinematic Universe Because He’s “Nic Cage”

March 8, 2023 / Posted by:

On Sunday night, Nicolas Cage was presented with the Variety Legend & Groundbreaker Award at Miami Film Festival. Like a cockroach who spends its money on stolen dinosaur skulls and a $200,000 octopus, Nic has managed to survive four decades of extreme highs and lows in Hollywood. Highs like winning an Oscar for Best Actor for Leaving Las Vegas, and lows like having so many box office flops that there are articles titled “Nicolas Cage’s 15 Worst Movies.” So when Nic accepted his award from Variety, he looked back on his lengthy career and felt like there was one thing he needed to make clear: Nic Cage does not need Marvel. “Are you sure about that?” said Nicolas Cage’s accountant.

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Marvel Announced There Will Be Two New “Avengers” Movies In 2025

July 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Fool me once, shame on you. But fool me four or five times, honestly I’ve lost count, well then that’s also on you (look, I’ve only seen two that I can remember). I thought when Marvel subtitled the last Avengers movie End Game and killed off Robert Downey Jr.’s Iron Man, they meant that shit. However, this weekend at San Diego Comic-Con, Marvel announced they were just joshing and will release two more Avengers movies in 2025, bringing the total of Avengers movies past the brink of sanity. Again, don’t blame me. Marvel head Kevin Feige has not returned my messages suggesting that at least one of them be titled Avengersagain: 2 Many Averngersmen. Like I said, not my fault. I tried.

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Despite Getting One Of The Lowest Audience Scores In The MCU, “Doctor Strange 2” Made A Ton Of Money This Weekend

May 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Since this weekend was Mother’s Day, I would have assumed the hottest ticket in town was an off-off-off Broadway show called Brunch! or, Do You Ever Wear That Smart-Looking Sweater I Gave You Dear?. As it turns out, it was Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (aka Doctor Strange 2). A whole lot of people went to see Benedict Cumberbatch do his best superhero voice in a fancy red cape and Paulie Walnuts hair, but some of those same people might describe Doctor Strange 2 as more of a Doctor Stinker #2, if you ask them.

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Elizabeth Olsen Thinks It’s “Weird” For Actors To Complain About Being In The Public Eye

May 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Elizabeth Olsen stars alongside Benedict Cumberbatch in the newest Marvel movie that’s going to make trillions of dollars at the box office this weekend. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness was released today and Elizabeth has been doing the promo rounds as the big Marvel people do. One such activity is a digital cover story for Harper’s Bazaar UK where Elizabeth talks about how she isn’t one of those celebrities who complain about being famous because being in the public eye means things are going well. And she’s telling the truth; she’s just a celebrity who complains about having super famous siblings.

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The First Reviews For “Morbius” Are Out, And It Sounds Like Jared Leto Should Prepare His Razzie Speech Now

March 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Jared Leto must have heard all the people joking that he’s aging like a vampire because he decided to star in Marvel’s Morbius, the story of a man who is also a doctor who is also a guy with a rare blood disease who is also a vampire. If that sounds convoluted as hell, well – you’re not the only one. Initial reviews have been released of Morbius, in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Jared is likely going to wish he could go back to the time when people were simply cracking jokes about him aging like a vampire, because now they’re cracking jokes about how god-awful terrible his vampire movie is. I’d make an “It sucks!” vampire pun, but honestly, it feels like pretty much every film review writer has already beat me to it.

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