Category: Don’t Fuck it Up
Britney Spears Says She And Her Mom Were Able To Work Things Out During Their Recent Visit
It’s looking hopeful that there may be more mother-daughter hood-sittin’ to come for Britney and Lynne Spears as they did above way back in 2015 before Britney would later go scorched earth on all of the Spearses in response to her 13-year conservatorship and the subsequent familial battle of money and will that ended it. As we learned yesterday, Lynne flew out to L.A. to visit Britney at her dancin’ mansion on Wednesday after the two had been estranged for several years. And, it seems they must’ve been very efficient with their 30 minutes since Britney then posted that she’d finally been able to let out what she’d been harboring toward Lynne over the years, and the two have smoothed things over.
The First Look At Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury Is Here
Please, link hands and join me in prayer:
Dear God of Airbrushing, in the name of Mimi thy most anointed disciple, I beseech thee oh Lord to deliver young Rami Malek, a fine, strong actor, a talented performer whose only crime was to forsake all good judgment to embrace the bio pic that wasn’t, Lord, he was led astray by Queen and taken into the darkness of a movie about Freddie Mercury that lo is not actually about Freddie but is on some other shit, oh Father forgive those who hath airbrushed and photoshopped young Rami to within an inch of his life, creating a shiny CGI looking false profit of the most revered and great Freddie in the name of the Father and The Holy Spirit I pray for his deliverance. Amen.
Okay, here he is.
The Queen Biopic Is Finally Going To Happen, For Real This Time
The Queen Biopic Bohemian Rhapsody we’ve been hearing about since 2010 is finally happening. The band Queen announced that the film will finally go into production and will star Mr. Robot’s Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury. Probable sleazeball Bryan Singer (various X-Mensises, The Usual Suspects) will direct.