Sources Say That Britney Spears Is Alive And Well In Mexico, Despite A Fan Theory That She’s In Danger
Well, it looks like some of the #FreeBritney people have become #RIPBritney people. Because for a bit, there have been conspiracy theories that a freed Britney is in danger, or possibly dead, or being controlled by her “closeted” husband, Sam Asghari. Um, not everything is related to White Lotus season two. I’m not sure if evil gays are not trying to Britney Spears.
Since we know that Jamie Lynn Spears’ daughter, Maddie Aldridge, ended up making a full recovery and all is well now, it’s ok to say that letting an 8-year-old drive an ATV is one of the most characteristically yeehaw Spears Family activities if I’ve ever heard of one. But according to recent tweets that Britney Spears has since deleted, the 2017 accident came as a complete shock. It caused her to “lose her mind” when she alleges her family allowed her to mistakenly think that Maddie (now 14) had died, though she eventually did learn the truth of the situation and ask for prayers for her niece’s healing. Britney retold the story yesterday in an attempt to reiterate the many ways in which all of the members of her family have mistreated her.
Britney Spears Reveals Her Mother Slapped Her “So Hard” After A Night Of Partying With Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
Let’s take a trip back into the good ol’ days when Britney Spears was BFFs with Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan. And by BFF, I, of course, mean Basic Fake Friends because if any of them texted each other now, it would result in a ‘New phone, who dis?‘ response. This is a good thing since, apparently, their messy adventures yielded a memory Britney will never forget. Britney claims one night, after forming their Trio of Terror, she returned home to her mother Lynne Spears, who was watching Britney’s sons while she was out partying. And instead of a loving greeting with greasy pizza and Alka Seltzer to soak up the liquor, Lynne slapped the shit out of Britney upon entrance instead.
Kevin, Preston, and Jayden Federline; Jamie Spears; Jamie Lynn Spears, and Lynne Spears have all been featured players on the Lazy Susan of Britney’s Biggest Botherers (with a guest appearance from Jason Alexander) even now that she’s twirled free of her years-long conservatorship. And though most would expect Britney Spears to be living her best life after over a decade of being under her father’s control, she’s seemed to have gotten angrier and angrier at all involved, judging by her (now deactivated) Instagram. But before she closed her account, Britney explained that she frequently pissed-posts because her family has never apologized or taken accountability for their treatment of her. In true Spears public-mess fashion, Lynne replied to Britney’s post with an apology and a plea for Britney to unblock her.
Kevin Federline Talked About Britney Spears’ Relationship With Her Sons During An Interview, And Yes, She Hit Back At Him
During Britney Spears’ fight to finally kill her 13-year conservatorship, her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has primary custody of their Cheetolings, mostly stayed quiet but did throw support her way through his lawyer by saying that the “best thing for his children is for their mother to be happy and healthy.” Well, KFed just did something that has made Brit Brit the opposite of happy. KFed bit the Frapp-covered hand that feeds him and his family by talking about her relationship with her sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline. And he didn’t do it on a therapist’s couch. I mean, when you air your feelings out to a therapist, you have to give a check instead of taking one. So KFed decided to tell the world about his sons’ relationship with their mother during an interview with The Daily Mail that will air on Britain’s ITV in several parts this week. And since Brit Brit isn’t one to stay quiet when someone publicly brings up her name, she has slammed back, saying she’s sad that KFed is running his mouth about her and their sons.
Britney Spears And Her Mom Lynne Spears Are Having It Out On Instagram Over Unreturned Text Messages From 2019
Due to the outrageous circumstances that led to America’s biggest pop star being locked away, against her will, at the peak of her career, under a sketchy ass conservatorship that lasted over a decade, what happens next in Britney Spears’ life and career is anybody’s guess. So far, it’s been a mixed bag of blessings and bullshit. She’s free, yippee! She’s beefing with her family on Instagram, yikes. She’s married, yippee! (But also *eyeballs emoji*). But what’s Not That Jason Alexander doing there, yikes! This week’s “Yippee!” is that Britney had a secret rendezvous with Sir Elton John at a studio where they laid down a full duet of Tiny Dancer, which Page Six reports will be released by Universal sometime next month. The single will be Britney’s first since 2016’s Slumber Party. That’s the unequivocally good news. Unfortunately, this week’s “Yikes” involves more public family feudin’ on Instagram with Britney’s mom Lynne Spears in the hot seat this time. Again.