Selma Blair Leaves “Dancing With The Stars” Due To Health Concerns
Selma Blair is bowing out of Dancing with the Stars early due to health concerns. The 50-year-old was diagnosed with MS back in 2018, so participating in the 31st season (!) of DWTS was always going to be a big challenge for her. On last night’s episode, Selma was shown breaking the bad news to dance partner Sasha Farber. She explained that doctors had been monitoring her body, and, based on the results of some MRIs, she couldn’t go on. “I pushed as far as I could.” Selma and Sasha performed one last waltz together, and the judges gave them three honorary perfect 10s. And everybody cried, because who doesn’t love Selma Blair? Well, everybody except her late dad’s ex-girlfriend, who sent hate mail to Drew Barrymore using Selma’s name. She’s probably not a fan.
Open Post: Hosted By The UK Cafe That Charges Rude Customers More
We live in such a horrible world that even people who open doors for others will immediately scream, “Fuck you!”, if they’re not acknowledged for their kindness. And yes, I am “people,” but luckily, I’m not alone in my crusade to make manners the norm again. In jolly ol’ England, the Chaii Stop cafe in Preston adds an extra tax onto receipts for those who forget decorum is still important. And in an attempt to make sure people remember to mind their manners, they charge double for anyone who doesn’t use the word, please.
Mackenzie Scott Donated $85 Million To Girl Scouts Of The USA, Breaking A Record
Going through a divorce can be stressful, so I can understand why MacKenzie Scott might be hoarding boxes of Samoas and Thin Mints in her freezer, but with $84.5 million dollars worth of cookies, she’s gonna need an entire temperature-controlled warehouse to store them. Of course, by my logic, that means that MacKenzie was hoarding lesbians, Black people, affordable housing, and icebergs in the wake of her divorce from Jeff Bezos, so maybe Mackenzie just made the single largest individual donation to Girl Scouts of the USA because she cares.
Netflix May Delay Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Docuseries After Former British Prime Minister John Major Complained About “The Crown”
Another day, another appalled British dude who should be sending Netflix a lovely gift basket as a thank-you for casting a relative hottie to play them on The Crown, but is complaining instead. As we know, The Palace’s ass is already puckered over what might be depicted next season as The Crown catches up to more modern events. And now, with the premiere of season five fast approaching, former British PM Sir John Major (played by Jonny Lee Miller) has come out strongly against a plot point that he thinks is going to play out in an upcoming episode involving King Charles III, formerly known as Prince Charles (Dominic West), whining to him that his mom THE QUEEN (Imelda Staunton) won’t abdicate the throne to him. I’m like, Sir, get your priorities straight. Jonny Lee Miller has actual lips! I mean, they’re still British, but they’re there.
Britney Spears Details More Abuse Allegations Against Her Father And Hopes He “Burns In Hell”
Now that Britney Spears has chewed through the muzzle known as her conservatorship, she is barking and snapping at all those who have wronged her. And two of the folks she’s been biting at are her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears. Last week, Britney revealed a time when her mother Lynne allegedly landed a quick five-finger caress across her face, and now it’s Jamie’s turn to get slapped down by Britney again. Britney continues to tell the world about how her father has allegedly abused her during the 13-year conservatorship. And recently, Britney recounted a time during the conservatorship when Jamie forced her to undergo unnecessary MRIs. And in a long-delayed thank you note, Britney suggests he take a vacation to a place where he’ll never need long pants or a coat. (Spoiler alert: it’s HELL).
James Corden Apologized After The Owner Of Balthazar Called Him The Restaurant’s Most Abusive Customer Of All-Time
24 hours. That’s how long the staff at the New York restaurant, Balthazar, had of a reprieve from the “tiny Cretin of a man,” known as James Corden. Yesterday, the owner of Balthazar, Keith McNally, publicly banned James Corden while posting about his repeated harassment and belligerence towards the restaurant staff. But now it’s over! James called Keith to salvage his public reputation before he could get fully Ellen DeGeneres-ed. James “profusely apologized” to Keith, and now he’s welcome to terrorize the Balthazar staff once again!