Category: Asshole Men
Alfalfa From “The Little Rascals” Actor, Bug Hall, Was Banned From Twitter For Pushing His Dangerous “Parenting Methods”
It looks like it’s high time for Butch to lace up his shit-kickers to beat the shorts off of the actor who played Alfalfa in 1994’s The Little Rascals movie, because former child actor, Bug Hall, has been telling on himself by talking about his cruel parenting techniques on Twitter. Bug, who was caught huffing next to a dumpster back in 2020, has four small daughters. Apparently, he’s gone the “Radical Traditional Catholic” (or “TradCath”) route which means that he’s been teaching his daughters about “marital debt.” Because of these tweets, his account has been permanently banned from Twitter. Trigger warnings galore head.
James Corden Apologized After The Owner Of Balthazar Called Him The Restaurant’s Most Abusive Customer Of All-Time
24 hours. That’s how long the staff at the New York restaurant, Balthazar, had of a reprieve from the “tiny Cretin of a man,” known as James Corden. Yesterday, the owner of Balthazar, Keith McNally, publicly banned James Corden while posting about his repeated harassment and belligerence towards the restaurant staff. But now it’s over! James called Keith to salvage his public reputation before he could get fully Ellen DeGeneres-ed. James “profusely apologized” to Keith, and now he’s welcome to terrorize the Balthazar staff once again!
A SpaceX Flight Attendant Was Paid $250,000 After Elon Musk Allegedly Exposed Himself And Asked Her For Sex
Well well well, if it isn’t the earth-shaking “thud” from the sound of the World’s Largest Other Shoe dropping. Last month, Elon Musk purchased 9% of Twitter shares, making him the largest shareholder of the company, but a plan to join Twitter’s board of directors was put on hold after it was reported that Elon allegedly didn’t want to submit to a background check. That’s when Elon decided to play by his own rules and just straight-up buy the whole company (sale currently pending). But why ever would Elon want to dodge a routine background check? Hmmm. Could it be because Elon’s background allegedly includes an incident where SpaceX had to pay off a female flight attendant after Elon exposed himself to her and pressured her to have sex with him after giving him a massage? To be fair, you can’t technically spell “SpaceX” without the letters from “workplace sexual harassment allegations.”
Gal Gadot Says She Was Shocked At How Joss Whedon Spoke To Her On The Set Of “Justice League”
Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, a superhero as beautiful as Aphrodite, wise as Athena, strong as Hercules, and swift as Hermes. Joss Whedon is Toxic Asshole, a filmmaker who allegedly mistreated Gal, Ray Fisher, Charisma Carpenter, Michelle Trachtenberg, his ex-wife Kai Cole, and many others. The Gal vs. Joss story goes like this: on the set of 2017’s Justice League, Gal didn’t like how Joss had written Wonder Woman in his revised script. She told him her concerns, and he responded by trying to turn Wonder Woman-director Patty Jenkins against her (snort) and threatening her career. Gal confirmed this version of events in May and added that she “handled it on the spot” by reporting his ass to Warner Bros. Now, in a new interview with Elle Magazine, Gal is sharing that she was “shocked” at how Joss spoke to her, and she was “shaking trees as soon as it happened.” Trees full of coconuts that hopefully bonked Joss’ giant melon-head.
Joe Francis Was Arrested And Charged For Domestic Violence Last Year
Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, reportedly spent part of 2020 in handcuffs for getting violent and abusive with a woman. Oh wow, whoever could have guessed that a piece of crap would continue to be a total piece of crap? I’m so shocked, I’ll need at least an hour before I even begin to attempt to collect my jaw from the floor.
A quick peek at Joe’s Instagram page will show you that he really embraced that Covidiot lifestyle during the pandemic, like posting memes about bats, China, and how things need to go back to “normal.” But according to documents obtained by The Sun, he also had time for domestic violence. In August of last year, Joe was arrested at his home in Punta Mita, Mexico on August 13th after a violent, awful, nightmare of a domestic violence incident on August 1st. It’s the kind of situation that would make you hope Joe’s famous best friends Mario Lopez, Lance Bass, and all the Kardashians, might finally wake up and lose his number for good.
Danny Masterson Posted A Smiling Selfie With Wife Bijou Phillips Outside His Rape Case Hearing
Yesterday Danny Masterson attended a preliminary hearing of his rape case at Los Angeles Superior Court. The hearing, which will continue the rest of the week, will determine whether or not there’s enough probable cause to order a trial against Danny. 45-year-old Danny is accused of raping three women, one of whom took to the stand yesterday to tearfully testify that, eighteen years, she woke up to Danny raping her. So, yeah. Really heavy stuff. And what does this asshat do to mark the occasion? He posts a smiling selfie to Instagram with his wife Bijou Phillips and jokes that she’s dropping him off at school. Quick, let me look up all the synonyms for trash.