Selma Blair is bowing out of Dancing with the Stars early due to health concerns. The 50-year-old was diagnosed with MS back in 2018, so participating in the 31st season (!) of DWTS was always going to be a big challenge for her. On last night’s episode, Selma was shown breaking the bad news to dance partner Sasha Farber. She explained that doctors had been monitoring her body, and, based on the results of some MRIs, she couldn’t go on. “I pushed as far as I could.” Selma and Sasha performed one last waltz together, and the judges gave them three honorary perfect 10s. And everybody cried, because who doesn’t love Selma Blair? Well, everybody except her late dad’s ex-girlfriend, who sent hate mail to Drew Barrymore using Selma’s name. She’s probably not a fan.
And now for the biggest news story of the day: the new Dancing with the Stars cast members have been announced! Yesterday, TikTok girl Charli D’Amelio and her mom Heidi D’Amelio (I thought this was the one who was PR-fucking the “Yung Gravy” character, but, nope, that’s Addison Rae’s mom) went on Good Morning America to announce they were on Season 31. Then, this morning, the other fourteen cast members went on GMA to reveal themselves. They include Selma Blair, Shangela, Cheryl Ladd, Wayne Brady, Joseph Baena (aka the secret son Arnold Schwarzenegger had with his housekeeper), and Teresa Giudice. Oh shit, they booked Teresa? Quick, bolt down anything on set that can be rage-flipped!
Former “Dancing With The Stars” Host Brooke Burke Drags New Host Tyra Banks For Being “A Diva” And Pulling Focus
Dancing With The Stars has gone through a lot of changes recently. Most drastic is the change from the series moving from ABC to Disney+. But before that, Tyra Banks took over from Tom Bergeron who hosted since season one. But that’s Tyra Banks: DRAHMAH! And that’s the problem, so says Brooke Burke, a former host of the show. In a new interview, Brooke’s review of Tyra of a host is not glowing. Calling her a “Diva,” Brooke more than suggests that Tyra often pulls focus. YOU DON’T SAY?!
While many of us are sending thoughts of support to the people of Ukraine after Putin invaded their country, SOME “I’m just asking questions” individuals are wondering if all those news images of bombings are actually real. And those people are named Kirstie Alley! Add this moronic take to Kirstie’s ever-growing list of asinine comments. Thankfully, her former Dancing with the Stars partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took her to task!
Aaron Carter Claims He Dated Mel B And Broke Up Karina Smirnoff’s Relationship With Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Aaron Carter is spilling some tea on his past relationships. Whether or not any of it is true is a different story, but he’s telling us if we like it or not! The 34-year-old face tattoo enthusiast spoke about his alleged “low key” relationship with Mel B and his stint on Dancing With The Stars where he had a brief fling with his dancing co-star Karina Smirnoff. Guess you learn more than just the cha-cha at DWTS!
Children of the world love JoJo Siwa. But does JoJo Siwa love the children of the world? I’m not totally sure after last night’s Dancing with the Stars Halloween special. JoJo dressed up as Pennywise the Dancing Clown from It and performed a jazz routine set to Anything Goes (?!?) with dance partner Jenna Johnson. Jenna was dressed as little Georgie, the poor kid who gets dragged into the sewer and killed by Pennywise. Um, dark. And what’s darker is that the dance ends with Pennywise-JoJo ripping off and eating Georgie-Jenna’s arm while Georgie-Jenna drops to her knees and screams bloody murder. This is bonkers, and, from someone who’s never watched a full episode of Dancing with the Stars, is this shit something I should get into? Errr, ironically, of course…