Britney Spears Reveals Her Mother Slapped Her “So Hard” After A Night Of Partying With Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

October 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Let’s take a trip back into the good ol’ days when Britney Spears was BFFs with Paris Hilton And Lindsay Lohan. And by BFF, I, of course, mean Basic Fake Friends because if any of them texted each other now, it would result in a ‘New phone, who dis?‘ response. This is a good thing since, apparently, their messy adventures yielded a memory Britney will never forget. Britney claims one night, after forming their Trio of Terror, she returned home to her mother Lynne Spears, who was watching Britney’s sons while she was out partying. And instead of a loving greeting with greasy pizza and Alka Seltzer to soak up the liquor, Lynne slapped the shit out of Britney upon entrance instead.

Page Six reports in a recent Instagram post from Britney, she informed her followers that her mother Lynne is the Will Smith of their family. After a boozy nocturnal excursion with Paris and Lindsay, Lynne was not here for Britney’s drunken antics while she stayed at home with her children Jayden James and Sean Preston.  I’m sure all Britney wanted to do at that point was pass out into a river of drool on her pillow, but not before Lynne performed a remixed version of Hit Me Baby across Britney’s face.

“The first time I ever got slapped was the one night Paris [Hilton] and Lindsay [Lohan] dropped me off at my beach house with my babies,” the singer, 40, claimed in a since-deleted Instagram post.

“My mother was watching Jayden and Preston…yes I partied till like 4am and my mother was PISSED !!!! I walked in, she looked at me and hit me so hard that I will never forget it !!!”

Now, just for a bit of context, Britney revealed all of this transpired after her break-up from her third tax dependent Kevin Federline, but clearly, the memory still sticks with her. Especially after she and Lynne’s recent falling out. And Britney has no problem informing everyone that slaps should only be reserved for bygone JLo movies,  and nothing else.

[Britney]further alleged that the incident happened after Kevin Federline — with whom she shares sons Jayden James and Sean Preston — “left” her.

The Grammy winner concluded her post — which featured a clip of Jennifer Lopez slapping Jane Fonda in “Monster-in-law” — by saying she will “never know” what hitting someone across the face feels like, urging her fans to “stay classy!”

Rest assured, Lynne will issue another apology soon, though it doesn’t matter at this point. It seems that Britney really wants to return the favor. So the only way we’ll ever see a Britney and Lynn reunion is probably if they both agree to a WWE match.

Pic: Instagram

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