Category: #getmoneybitchthengiveitaway
Mackenzie Scott Donated $85 Million To Girl Scouts Of The USA, Breaking A Record
Going through a divorce can be stressful, so I can understand why MacKenzie Scott might be hoarding boxes of Samoas and Thin Mints in her freezer, but with $84.5 million dollars worth of cookies, she’s gonna need an entire temperature-controlled warehouse to store them. Of course, by my logic, that means that MacKenzie was hoarding lesbians, Black people, affordable housing, and icebergs in the wake of her divorce from Jeff Bezos, so maybe Mackenzie just made the single largest individual donation to Girl Scouts of the USA because she cares.
Mackenzie Scott Married A Science Teacher From Her Kids’ Private High School
A high school science teacher just won the lottery and he didn’t even have to buy a ticket. TMZ reports that Dan Jewett, a science teacher at the bougie Seattle Lakeside school, recently got married to a mom at the school who also happens to be billionaire philanthropist and ex-wife of Jeff Bezos, Mackenzie Scott. Now before you go calling Dan a gold digger and start scouring his Insta to see how much work he’s had done in order to land such a big fish, please know he’s already signed a good karma prenup and vowed to give all his wife’s money away.