Night Crumbs
August Alsina is the singer who got into an “entanglement” with Jada Pinkett Smith after moving in with the Smiths during a bad time in his life. August is currently on The Surreal Life, and some think that in the show’s season finale, he came out and let everyone know he’s entangled with some peen. Because as the credits rolled at the very end of the episode, August talked about how love showed up in his life in a new way, and he wants to honor the person who taught him about love “in front of the world because it defies all of the constructs one would say love is supposed to be or love should look like.” Then another dude sat next to August, and the two hugged. End scene! The other dude has been identified as model/performer Zu, and some say he’s August’s little brother, while others say that the two are not related. I guess you’ll have to watch the next season of The Surreal Life (if there is one) to find the answer to this mystery. But if you’re Jada Pinkett Smith, you probably can’t wait that long and have already parked your red table in front of August’s house and are waiting for him to sit down and help you get some views for your show spill his truth! – Out
A new Dancing with the Stars champion was crowned, and I just have to say: SHANGELA WAS ROBBED! And I type that as someone who didn’t watch one second of DWTS this season – Lainey Gossip
Naomi Biden’s Wedding Was Covered By Vogue, And The White House Press Corps Is Pissed
On Saturday, Naomi Biden, aka Joe Biden’s granddaughter/Hunter Biden’s daughter, got married to her partner of 3 years, 25-year-old Peter Neal. The couple wed at the White House. Since 1800, only nineteen weddings and four receptions have been held there. 28-year-old Naomi’s wedding was covered by Vogue, because they love to profile wealthy nepo-babies (see: Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz, that Getty heiress, and Lena Dunham). The pics are pretty, but not everybody is pleased. Gawker reports that the White House Press Corps and other journalists are annoyed they weren’t invited, but Vogue was. SNUB!
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Trolling Martha Stewart In A Goop Gift Guide Promo
Gwyneth Paltrow and Martha Stewart have been busting each other’s Baccarat balls for the last eight years after Martha basically said that the self-proclaimed guru of everything, Gwyneth, should shut her white sturgeon caviar-hole, stick to acting, and stop trying to be Martha Stewart. But Gwyneth never gave up on her dream, and just like every other year she shat out her Goop guide earlier this month. Despite the fact that no one actually uses the gift guide to guide their gift buying and only peruses it to have a quick laugh, Gwyneth spent money on a name-droppy promo (with a Cameron Diaz cameo) to remind everyone that the holidays are quickly approaching and she’s still not ready to let go of Martha’s past reads.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Netflix Docuseries Is Reportedly Coming Out December 8
There’s been a lot of buzz about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s upcoming Netflix docuseries. In the wake of THE QUEEN’S death, Harry and Meghan allegedly wanted to cut out chunks of the doc to soften what they’d said on camera (“Edit out me’ entire monologue where I call me’ grandmum a squeaky ol’ fart balloon”). There were also reports that Netflix had delayed the release date because it was too close to the fifth season of The Crown. But, last week, we learned that Netflix would go ahead with their original plan and drop the doc in early December. And now we have a possible release date: Page Six reports that the docuseries will come out December 8. Wow. Woooow. On the 42nd anniversary of John Lennon’s untimely death? How gauche.
Quentin Tarantino Defends His Usage Of Excessive Violence And The ‘N’ Word In His Films
If you’ve ever seen any movies by Quentin Tarantino, you know you’re going to experience three things; gore, some lady’s pretty feet, and hearing the N-word multiple times. Because nothing makes QT’s nipples dance like feet and giddily writing the N-word. And if you feel the same way I do, it really doesn’t matter because Quentin doesn’t care. If you don’t like his movies, here’s his suggestion: just don’t watch them.
Todd And Julie Chrisley Have Been Sentenced To A Combined 19 Years In Prison For Tax Evasion
Chrisley Knows Prison Time! 53-year-old Todd and 49-year-old Julie Chrisley of the USA Network reality show Chrisley Knows Best will do actual time behind bars after being found guilty of federal tax evasion charges this past June. The couple faced up to 30 years of prison time. Yesterday, Todd was sentenced to 12 years in prison, and Julie received seven years. Wow, a rich famous reality star got prison time for financial foolery!? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s Jen Shah must be shaking in her boots right now.