August Alsina is the singer who got into an “entanglement” with Jada Pinkett Smith after moving in with the Smiths during a bad time in his life. August is currently on The Surreal Life, and some think that in the show’s season finale, he came out and let everyone know he’s entangled with some peen. Because as the credits rolled at the very end of the episode, August talked about how love showed up in his life in a new way, and he wants to honor the person who taught him about love “in front of the world because it defies all of the constructs one would say love is supposed to be or love should look like.” Then another dude sat next to August, and the two hugged. End scene! The other dude has been identified as model/performer Zu, and some say he’s August’s little brother, while others say that the two are not related. I guess you’ll have to watch the next season of The Surreal Life (if there is one) to find the answer to this mystery. But if you’re Jada Pinkett Smith, you probably can’t wait that long and have already parked your red table in front of August’s house and are waiting for him to sit down and help you get some views for your show spill his truth! – Out
A new Dancing with the Stars champion was crowned, and I just have to say: SHANGELA WAS ROBBED! And I type that as someone who didn’t watch one second of DWTS this season – Lainey Gossip
The Hollywood Reporter’s Scott Feinberg did a piece on how “personal baggage” fucks with someone’s Oscar chances. And Scott decided to lump Black Panther’s Letitia Wright, who got rightfully shit for her anti-vax ways, with accused abusers like Mel Gibson, Roman Polanski, Brad Pitt, Nate Parker, Casey Affleck, and Woody Allen. Letitia hit back at Scott, saying that she apologized two years ago and that it’s disrespectful and vile to put her in that group – Celebitchy
Elon Musk took a little time out from his full-time job of trolling on Twitter to troll on Twitter some more. This time, Elon called Trent Reznor a “crybaby” for leaving Twitter because of the Elon takeover. Please, you just know that Baby Huey’s evil billionaire cousin was really the one crying since one of the cool kids he wants to be was mean to him – Pajiba
To further prove that their marriage is not doing the backstroke next to their credit scores in the gutter, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott posed together on their family’s annual holiday card. Dean wasn’t on last year’s card, and you can tell he’s really glad to be back since he dressed up for the occasion (see: his finest Hanes v-neck) – SOW
BREAKING: Aubrey Plaza went blonde, and now looks like the kind of snobby saleswoman who would gladly join forces with other snobby saleswomen to let Julia Roberts know that dress she’s been eying is very expensive – HuffPo
Everything Everywhere All At Once ruled the Independent Spirit Award nominations, as it should! – Just Jared
All hail our new Hot Slut of the Month, Michael Ross, the man who went viral for saving a cat from rising waters during Hurricane Ian! Michael Ross got almost 36% of the votes and is October’s HSOTM. Colin Mitchell, the UPS driver who saved two dogs from drowning, won September’s HSOTM showdown. So we’ll see if another animal savior wins November’s HSOTM and completes the trinity. Thanks to all who voted!