Chrisley Knows Prison Time! 53-year-old Todd and 49-year-old Julie Chrisley of the USA Network reality show Chrisley Knows Best will do actual time behind bars after being found guilty of federal tax evasion charges this past June. The couple faced up to 30 years of prison time. Yesterday, Todd was sentenced to 12 years in prison, and Julie received seven years. Wow, a rich famous reality star got prison time for financial foolery!? Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s Jen Shah must be shaking in her boots right now.
A lot of people who’ve had a year like Shakira has might be locked in their room in a cocoon of sadness on day fifty-leven of unwashed hair with no recollection of when their last dalliance with the sunlight was. But Shakira–fresh out of her relationship with longtime partner and father of her two children, Gerard Piqué, and on the edge of a fight with the Spanish government over taxes she allegedly owes–instead opted to rally (I’m sure a Xena Warrior Princess-style yodel happened somewhere) and (kind of) answer tough questions in an interview for the October digital issue of ELLE.
Beloved lycan and nemesis of boars everywhere Shakira has been having a difficult year. First, her footballer husband Gerard Pique suffered from a severe case of wandering peen which eventually led to the dissolution of their marriage. Then all that tax mierda Shakira’s been putting off finally caught up to her. What’s a girl to do? Move mansions, of course! There are rumors that Shakira is planning to get away from it all and relocate to the tiny modest town of Miami. Ah yes, who hasn’t considered moving to Miami to deal with a breakup (and those pesky tax collectors)!
America’s angels Todd and Julie Chrisley are in big trouble with the feds. A few years ago, they were charged with a slew of financial crimes and after a long investigation and three-week trial, they were found GUILTY! The couple has communicated to their legions of fans that they’re disappointed with this INJUSTICE, but they’ll fight this until the very end. The only thing they need is God’s grace and a time machine to stop them from committing those crimes!
The Situation Still Owes $2.3 Million In Unpaid Taxes After Serving Prison Time For Not Paying His Taxes
The IRS must have recently been working through their stack of reality celeb tax forms because last week we found out that Erika Jayne was catching their heat. Next up: Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. The Jersey Shore: Family Vacation star was already convicted of tax fraud and served hard (but Snooki said it was easy) time, had community service (that he fell way far behind on), and was on probation. But, the IRS says that he still has a tax situation and owes that persistent bitch lots of money. Mike’s GTL routine now consists of “Getting Tax Liens,” as documents show that he still needs to pony up about $2.3 million in unpaid taxes.
The last few times we’ve seen The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Erika Jayne Girardi here, she’s been the sad gourd in the center of a cornucopia of bad shit like being sued for “aiding and abetting” her (at some point, ex-) husband, former lawyer Tom Girardi, in embezzling money from plane crash victims’ families and having many of her lavish items (except allegedly that crusty lingerie in Tom’s desk wasn’t hers) sold off to pay her and her Tom’s many creditors. The hits keep coming–and no, her song XXPEN$IVE will never chart. It’s that she now owes over $2.2 million dollars in back taxes. In “can’t stop, won’t stop” news, not only has she claimed that she’s unable to pay the past-due taxes, an episode of RHOBH just aired where she said that she won’t be laying off her $40,000 per month “glam squad.”