Todd Chrisley Denies That A Plastic Surgeon’s Scalpel Or Filters Are Responsible For His New Fetus Face
On the left is a still shot from a video that 51-year-old Todd Chrisley, the patriarch mess of the reality show Chrisley Knows Best, posted on Instagram back in March. And on the right is a picture that Todd Chrisley posted on Instagram a few days ago and yes it’s allegedly a current picture of him. It’s not some #ThrowbackThursday shit. It looks like Todd Chrisley used a mixture of the Benjamin Button filter and a very essential trip to the plastic surgeon’s office to transform him into a 15-year-old boy circa 1989 who reeks of Cool Water and Irish Spring and only wears Body Glove. But Todd Chrisley would like you to know that his “grow man using the baby Snapchat filter to catfish and catch pedos” look is not the work of a facelift or fillers or anything. Todd Chrisley’s new embryo face is thanks to God’s saliva known as Botox and God himself! “Errr, even I don’t have the powers to transport a face back 35 years,” said God.
Todd Chrisley and his wife, Julie Chrisley, may have been cleared of tax evasion on a state-level but that doesn’t mean they don’t want to keep the legal drama flowing. It seems that they want to get some recompense for the pain they went through being audited (the horror!) and are now suing an IRS agent claiming he had a shady relationship with their daughter, Lindsie Chrisley and was using her to get information on them! Well Lindsie is calling bullshit: her dad is the only one who uses scandalous information against those in the family.
E! News has some Womp-Womp News for people who enjoy watching The Rich go down for their financial indiscriminations. Don’t worry: Lori Loughlin still in the hot seat. But Todd & Julie Chrisley are out of it–at least on a state-level–as it’s being reported that they have been cleared of those tax evasion charges filed against them back in August in the state of Georgia. So I guess he wasn’t hiding cash in those botox-filled cheeks of his (you decide if I mean his face).
Todd Chrisley Is Now Accusing His Daughter Of Cheating On Her Husband With Two Different “The Bachelorette” Alums
Chrisley Knows Best… when it comes to bringing the messiness and proving he’s Father of the Century.
A quick minute ago, Lindsie Chrisley publicly accused her father Todd Chrisley, from the reality shit show Chrisley Knows Best, of being a gross piece of trash by extorting her with a sex tape of hers. She claimed Todd and her brother Chase Chrisley threatened to release the tape if she didn’t lie about some stuff most likely involving their very recent alleged financial crimes. Well, Todd has denied everything up, down, left, right and center. He is not a financial fraudster and he also is not the kind of person who would try to extort his daughter–who is a shameless harlot and cheated on her husband with two different guys from The Bachelorette–Oops! Did Todd say that last part out loud?!
I’m sure you’ve been thinking to yourself, “What I really need is more news about those fake-teeth having messes from Chrisley Knows Best.” Well, ask and you shall receive, and this is a story of bad parenting with a side heaping of “What in the entire fuck?”
In a follow-up to the financial charges laid out against, Todd Chrisley from the reality show Chrisley Know Best, he’s now being accused of more shadiness. But the financial stuff is honestly so much better, because his estranged daughter Lindsie Chrisley is claiming Todd and her brother Chase Chrisley are extorting her. It seems there was a father/son bonding moment involving them threatening to release a sex tape of Lindsie. Kris Jenner must be so conflicted. Does she cheer for Todd (for trying to get something from his daughter’s sex tape) or spit at him (for not going through with it)?
It took only one look at Todd Chrisley‘s overly-taut face skin for me to know that he, in fact, does not know best. The reality TV mess and real estate “magnate” has been charged with 12 counts of financial crimes in Georgia. Yes, another day, another rich person getting charged with tax evasion. Luckily for him, he’s an American citizen so he can’t get deported for it–sorry Joe Giudice.