Prince William And Princess Kate Are Heading To Boston For Their “Super Bowl” Of Charity Events
You know, there are British people and there are BRITISH people, if you know what I mean. And then you have your BRITISH, BRITISH people, like Prince William and Princess Kate, who bleed Thames water and breathe the same rarefied Balmoral air as, well, as Ghislaine Maxwell. But try as they might, William and Kate have a lot of catching up to do if they want to court American audiences (fans? Watchers? What do they want from us?!?!) with the same success abroad as William’s brother Prince Harry and his American Wife Meghan Markle. But bless their little crumpet hearts; they’re trying!
The Jury In Danny Masterson’s Rape Trial Was Ordered To Restart Deliberations After Two Jurors Were Replaced Due To COVID-19
I’m not sure what a typical Thanksgiving meal looks like for a Scientologist, but I’m fairly certain, in my bones, that those phony fuckers can’t cook for shit. There’s probably some tenant against real butter and I’m fairly certain everything is salty as hell, so they spend all weekend on the toilet pissing out make-believe toxins. So no matter what whack-ass food you might have had to choke down over the holiday, just know that Danny Masterson had it worse. Not only did his Thanksgiving turkey probably get audited, overbrined, and stuffed with 5,000 mg of niacin, he also had to choke on the fact that a deadlocked jury would be returning to their deliberations to determine his guilt or innocence on three counts of forceable rape.
Will Smith Breaks Down In Tears While Talking About The Oscars Slap On “The Daily Show”
I knew THIS moment would be coming after Will Smith started opening up about The Slap heard ’round the world in preparation for his upcoming film Emancipation and Oscar campaign. Will went on a brief apology tour over the summer, but he’s upping the ante with waterworks and a sweet story involving one of his family members during an interview with Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.
Kevin Spacey Has Booked A Movie Gig Despite Still Facing Twelve Charges In The UK For Sex Crimes
Slippery alleged slimeball, Kevin Spacey, recently beat a civil case in New York from Anthony Rapp, who sued Kevin for allegedly sexually assaulting him as a teenager. But Kevin’s still facing charges in the UK for alleged incidents from 2005, 2008, and 2013; all of which he’s pleaded not guilty to. And recently, British authorities hit Kevin with more sexual assault charges, bringing the grand total to twelve charges. And I guess at least some people believe he’ll beat those charges as well because he’s been cast in a new movie called Control about a rogue car that goes on a rampage. A movie about a self-driving car that kills people? So it’s about a Tesla?
One Of “The Real Housewives Of DC” Wants Us All To Know That She Had A Month-Long Fling With Prince Harry Back In The Day
If this headline seems vaguely familiar, it’s because Catherine “Cat” Ommanney/her nanny already spilled this shit back in 2010. But, it seems as though Cat, a cast member of the long-defunct The Real Housewives of DC, decided to slink out of obscurity to reiterate the story for all of us to consume again; because she says she doesn’t think Prince Harry will mention their month-long tryst in his upcoming memoir, Spare, despite reports that he does talk about some of his other relationships. And also probably because she didn’t want Michaele and Tareq Salahi’s White House breach to be the only semi-memorable stunt to come from someone from arguably the worst Housewives franchise of all time.
Drake Gave DJ Khaled Four Luxury Toilets For His Birthday
Now that Drake knows he will never, ever be friends with Taylor Swift or future presidential loser Kanye West he needs to make sure his other friends don’t also join the We Hate Drake fan club. So in an attempt to keep at least one of his high-profile relationships intact, Drake decided it was time to start giving out thoughtful gifts. And he’s starting with one of the loudest human beings on the planet DJ Khaled. This year for his 47th birthday, Drake gifted Khaled and his family FOUR luxurious toilets. And with this gift, Khaled will immediately be changing his catchphrase from “We the best!” to “We the SHIT!”.