Actually, to correctly quote Us Weekly’s cover story, notable Scientologists like Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley are allegedly TRAPPED FOR LIFE!!!!! But, of course, they’re not being held hostage since we’re talking about the rich and famous-ish Scientologists – standard Scientology rules don’t apply. According to a source, they’re not exactly free either. Apparently Scientology is a lot like The Eagles’ Hotel California; you can check-in, but you can never leave.
Marisol Nichols From “Riverdale” Is Making A Show About Her Side Gig As An Undercover Sex Trafficking Agent
Here’s a weird one. Marisol Nichols, who, up until recently, played Veronica’s mom on Riverdale, has been an undercover pedo hunter this whole time. I know! They walk among us!
Marisol revealed her double life in May’s issue of Marie Claire. Now her story is being turned into a TV series (fictional, not just a reboot of To Catch A Predator) by Sony Pictures Television. She’ll executive produce and “likely star”, according to Deadline.
Leah Remini, Scientologist turned Scientology’s biggest enemy after critical thinking, has long been a thorn in Scientology’s Thetan-covered asshole, and recently, she’s really been going in on its crown prince Tom Cruise. Leah has accused Tommy of being a brown-headed Ellen DeGeneres since he pushes the nice guy image but is really a diabolical troll monster who tortures other Scientologists and is morphing into a clone of Scientology’s evil overlord David Miscavige. And now Leah Remini is speculating that Tommy’s brain has sharted up a “master plan” involving his estranged daughter Suri Cruise. Oh, Leah, don’t ruin Katie Holmes’ Biden/Harris-induced O by putting that dark-sided theory into the galaxy!
Former Scientologist turned anti-Scientology warrior queen, Leah Remini, talked to Us Weekly and reiterated how Tom Cruise isn’t the “nice guy” everyone thinks he is. Leah also accused the ruling disciples of L. Ron Hubbard of stopping her new Scientology special from airing in Australia. Damn! Even Lindsay Lohan can get on TV in Australia!
Jada Pinkett-Smith Admits She Had Something Going On With August Alsina But That She And Will Smith Were Separated At The Time
A little over a week ago, 27-year-old singer August Alsina told the story about how he got it on with 48-year-old Jada Pinkett-Smith a few years ago and that he fell in love with her. August also said that 51-year-old Will Smith gave his blessing to hump on Jada. I, for one, shrugged since there have been rumors for years that Will and Jada keep OPEN signs on their genitals when it comes to doing other people. But Jada’s rep quickly issued a statement, saying that August’s claims were “absolutely not true.” Well, Jada has taken to her Facebook show Red Table Talk (of course) to say that she did have a relationship with August but that she and Will were broken up at the time. Jada also denied approving the denial her rep gave. So let’s see, Jada probably lied and while doing so tried to make August look like the liar. Somewhere on a planet far away, L. Ron Hubbard’s space ghost is perched on a meteor, beaming with pride over how non-Scientologist Jada is acting like a Scientologist.
Last month, Lori Loughlin finally came to her senses and pleaded guilty in regards to her involvement in the college admissions bribery scandal, after months of believing she could successfully beat the charges against her. Well, I guess that also meant there was an opening for “B-list actor that really thinks they’ve got a chance to win in court,” and it looks like Danny Masterson has enthusiastically stepped in to fill that spot.