The Estranged Wife Of Rage Against The Machine’s Drummer Says Their Marriage Ended Forever After He Left Her For Juliette Lewis
It is the year of dudes you don’t know by name getting called out by their estranged wives for having a peen whose odometer has serious miles on it because it has been traveling to poon after poon.
Brad Wilk is the drummer of Rage Against The Machine, and he’s been maried to Selene Vigil-Wilk, the frontwoman of the band 7 Year Bitch, since 2005. They have two children together. They’re not together anymore, because The Blast says that in court documents, Selene claims that Brad left her for Juliette Lewis. Who knew that Juliette was the Miranda Lambert of indie rock?! No, Juliette Lewis didn’t use the powers of her home wrecking Scientologina to lure innocent Brad to the dark side. The court documents claim that Brad’s affair with Juliette wasn’t his peen’s first time at The Cheaters Rodeo.
Measles: it’s not just for people who think that The Brady Bunch is scientifically sound. It’s also for Scientologists who believe that we can develop telekinetic powers once we read a certain amount of books (which explains Mathilda-Scientology witch!). Apparently there has been a case of measles on a Scientology cruise ship, and now the ship is being quarantined and nobody is allowed off.
Elisabeth Moss sat down with The Daily Beast to talk about all of the new projects she has coming out including a film called Her Smell in which she plays a member of an all-female punk band who is “a hair-trigger-tempered hellraiser whose drug-induced mood swings petrify those around her.” Sounds like something meninists will hate. Elisabeth–who is one of the famous Scientologists along with the likes of John Travolta and Kirstie Alley–isn’t really open about it the way others are. With all the Leah Remini exposés on Scientology, Elisabeth got asked about it. She didn’t walk out, surprisingly, but she dodged those questions like a professional. Neo, who? Elisabeth Moss is The One.
Tom Cruise has several children, but of the three total, he allegedly only really talks to or hangs out with the two of them who are Scientologists. Suri Cruise lives with her mom, Katie Holmes, who is not raising her to worship at the alien feet of L. Ron Hubbard and so she might be considered SP-adjacent in Tom’s eyes. But Tom’s first two children, Connor Cruise and Isabella Cruise, are fully involved in the whole Xenu/Soul Spaceship/Telekinetic religion. Tom’s lesser famous children are quite on the DL and are rarely seen or talked about, which is why it’s more remarkable that Isabella recently appeared in a full-fledged Scientology recruiting email.
I didn’t think she had it in her to go all the way but damn, Leah Remini done gone and straight up MURDERED a Scientologist. Can you believe it? Well, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Leah may not actually have held the knife in her hand, but she’s still 100% to blame for a stabbing that occurred outside of the Scientology headquarters near Sydney, Australia last week. But rather than get the authorities (further) involved by making a formal accusation, CO$ sent A&E president Paul Buccieri a strongly worded letter accusing her and her show Scientology and the Aftermath of inciting the murder with her words. Like she’s Brooklyn’s own lady Charlie Manson.
Casey Kasem’s been dead for nearly 5 years, but his family is still fighting over who is responsible for his death. Casey’s children from his first marriage, Julie, Mike and Kerri Kasem, filed a lawsuit against Casey’s widow Jean Kasem, accusing her of elder abuse. Jean recently alleged that the kids conspired to kill Casey because the power of L. Ron Hubbard compelled them to kill him so they could give all his money to The Church of Scientology. Normally, whenever the COS is involved, I automatically assume whatever bonkers fuckery is at play is because of them. But in this case, Jean Kasem is has proven herself to be as batshit as old L. Ron himself.