One Of “The Real Housewives Of DC” Wants Us All To Know That She Had A Month-Long Fling With Prince Harry Back In The Day
If this headline seems vaguely familiar, it’s because Catherine “Cat” Ommanney/her nanny already spilled this shit back in 2010. But, it seems as though Cat, a cast member of the long-defunct The Real Housewives of DC, decided to slink out of obscurity to reiterate the story for all of us to consume again; because she says she doesn’t think Prince Harry will mention their month-long tryst in his upcoming memoir, Spare, despite reports that he does talk about some of his other relationships. And also probably because she didn’t want Michaele and Tareq Salahi’s White House breach to be the only semi-memorable stunt to come from someone from arguably the worst Housewives franchise of all time.
According to The Sun, Cat has SPOKEN OUT to give details of the boring affair from way back when because she doesn’t think Harry will mention it in his book (or the Netflix docuseries he and Meghan Markle have coming out early next month). Cat, who’s 13 years older than Harry, says that the two of them gallivanted around London like teenagers, had a sloppy make-out, and she even gave him an awkward nickname.
She told The Sun on Sunday: “I doubt I will be in Harry’s book as a prince can’t run off with a 34-year-old mother-of-two, it’s just not the done thing.”
Despite the 13-year age gap, she had the “time of my life” in 2006 with the prince — who gave her the “most passionate kiss I’ve ever had”.
The divorcee, now 51, told The Sun on Sunday they acted like teenagers and kissed passionately during dates. And he had a habit of sucking on lollipops, which led to her nicknaming him ‘Baby’.
And how does one catch the attention of a spoiled party prince? By telling him he looks like a twat in the dumbass hat he’s wearing, of course.
Catherine, who once starred in American reality TV show The Real Housewives of DC, was separated from ex-husband Stephen when she and Harry met at trendy Art Bar in London’s Chelsea in May 2006.
She claims Harry, who was in a long-term on-off relationship with socialite Chelsy Davy, dreamed of living an ordinary life. She is not sure if Harry was on a break from Chelsy.
She said: “We had some mutual friends in the property business and he introduced himself. Harry was wearing an Australian-style hat that made me laugh so I asked him, ‘What are you doing looking like a t*** in that?’ I don’t think he was used to people taking the Mickey and once we started talking, it was like there was no one else was in the room.”
Cat knew her old, audacious ass wasn’t ever going to nab a title, so she says that their time together was all in good fun. She detailed the rest of that night they met as well as some of their subsequent outings.
“He was only 21 so a relationship was the furthest thing from my mind.
“But when everyone started leaving at around 11pm, Harry pointed to one of three Range Rovers parked outside and said, ‘Hop in with me,’ which I found very flattering.
“We were driven to Eclipse nightclub in South Kensington and whisked downstairs to the VIP area.
“I started chatting to somebody and Harry took the cloth out of the champagne bucket and put it over my head. I was a bit upset because it was freezing. I told him, ‘Stop being so needy, that is not the way to behave.’ One of his security guards came over and told him off, saying, ‘Get a grip, you can’t behave like that.’ I saw him get told off like that a few times.”
Upon retiring from the clubs, Cat ordered that royal bitch to fetch her a sandwich. He did, and he also opened up about his relationship with THE QUEEN before they shared a bacon-grease-lubed snog.
“We went to another club but after half an hour I told Harry, ‘I’m starving, do you make a good bacon sandwich?’ He said, ‘I make an excellent bacon sandwich’ and we went back to his friend’s place in Chelsea.
“Harry and I went to the kitchen and he made a great bacon sandwich. We sat in the kitchen chatting for ages and we both had the giggles. Harry and I shared a cigarette on the steps outside and he really opened-up to me.”
Harry, now living in California with wife Meghan and their two children, told her about his grandmother the Queen and “how close they were”.
“It was then that he lifted me by my waist off the floor and held me against the wall. He gave me the most incredible, passionate kiss I have ever had in my life. I was absolutely speechless.”
And those balmy British loons even sat in a bathtub fully clothed that night. Here’s that:
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The two only saw each other a handful of times after that and kissed again before their relationship dissolved after the press started catching wind and Harry changed his number. But Cat says she thinks if they were to run into each other again, they’d be friends, and she wishes him all of the good things in life.
“If Harry walked through the door here now, he would probably give me a high five and I am sure we will meet again, because the world is a small place. I hope Meghan looks after him and I don’t wish him anything other than happiness and success because he is a very brave, charismatic, incredibly funny, intelligent and lovely human being.”
After her piece for The Sun was published, Cat posted on Instagram to complain about the pic they used of her and about the press in general–that she herself approached.
If the two ever meet again, I bet she’d much prefer that “twat” to keep his hat on now, because time has not been kind to him in the hairline department. But how dare Harry not outline this humdrum month of bacon and cigarette-breath make-outs in his memoir after Cat’s nanny already talked about it, the British press already reported it, and Cat’s made those 30 days out of her 51 years on the planet her entire personality!
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