Category: Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey Says There Are People Ready To Hire Him As Soon As His Sexual Assault Charges Are Cleared

June 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Kevin Spacey’s sexual assault trial in London begins June 28, and, in anticipation of this monumental event, he did an interview with Germany’s ZEITmagazin (via NBC News). 63-year-old K-PAX says he knows people ready to hire him “the moment I am cleared of these charges.” Literally, “the second that happens,” these phantom employers are “ready to move forward.” It sounds like Kevin is confident that he will beat these charges. Not a shock, considering his whole thing these past few years has been “alarmingly delusional song-and-dance man.”

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Kevin Spacey Has Booked A Movie Gig Despite Still Facing Twelve Charges In The UK For Sex Crimes

November 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Slippery alleged slimeball, Kevin Spacey, recently beat a civil case in New York from Anthony Rapp, who sued Kevin for allegedly sexually assaulting him as a teenager. But Kevin’s still facing charges in the UK for alleged incidents from 2005, 2008, and 2013; all of which he’s pleaded not guilty to. And recently, British authorities hit Kevin with more sexual assault charges, bringing the grand total to twelve charges. And I guess at least some people believe he’ll beat those charges as well because he’s been cast in a new movie called Control about a rogue car that goes on a rampage. A movie about a self-driving car that kills people? So it’s about a Tesla?

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British Authorities Have Hit Kevin Spacey With Seven Additional Charges Of Sexual Assault

November 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month we watched Kevin Spacey Keyser Söze crip walk away from yet another trial unslapped by the long arm of justice after winning the civil sexual assault lawsuit leveled against him by Anthony Rapp in Manhattan. According to The Hollywood Reporter, jurors in that case “deliberated for a little more than an hour before deciding that Rapp hadn’t proven his allegations.” A mere New York Minute, if you will, compared to the time it will probably take a London jury to even finish hearing all the charges that are piling up against Kevin in his upcoming criminal trial in the UK.

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Today in Terrible Roll Calls: Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, Paul Haggis, And Danny Masterson Will All Be Standing Trial This Fall

October 10, 2022 / Posted by:

So many alleged and convicted sex offenders, so little time. In today’s post #MeToo world, it’s harder than ever to keep abreast (sorry, poor choice) of all the many (OK, a paltry four) men in Hollywood who are currently facing trial for sexual offenses. According to Deadline, veteran defendants Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein, and consequences newcomers, former Scientologist Paul Haggis and current Scientologist Danny Masterson will each have their day/s in court this fall.

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Kevin Spacey Pleaded Not Guilty To Sexual Assault Charges In London And Is Being Replaced In The Genghis Khan Movie

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Welp. It’s back to the drawing board for whichever Mongolian graphic design firm created the poster for the Genghis Khan movie 1242: Gateway to the West starring Kevin Spacey because he’s not going to be in it after all. Variety reports that even though Kevin has just pleaded not-guilty to the sexual assault charges filed against him in London last month, Gateway the West’s producers apparently feel that Kevin playing innocent would be more of a stretch for audiences than him playing an 11th century Roman Cardinal. Luckily for the design team, they can easily Photoshop James Franco’s head onto Kevin’s body in the poster should he be offered the greatest post-#MeToo comeback role of the year. Unless reportedly broke Armie Hammer goes for it. In which case, we’ve got ourselves a real race for Best Acting Man at the 2023 Gödöllő Moving Photograph And Goulash Festival.

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Kevin Spacey Showed Up In London Court To Face Sexual Assault Charges, And He Was Granted Bail

June 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Last month, British police announced that Kevin Spacey was being charged with four counts of sexual assault against three men. The only problem was that no one seemed to know where American Yucky was. He couldn’t be formally charged until he stepped foot in England or Wales, and it wasn’t completely clear what his current location was. London? Los Angeles? Florida? It was like playing a game of Carmen Sandiego, except instead of a charismatic criminal in a statement trench and hat, we were dealing with a maybe-missing 62-year-old Oscar winner with a history of creeping people out. Kevin finally materialized from wherever he was hiding and made his way to London, where he was formally presented with those charges.

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