Open Post: Hosted By IHOP’s Mini Pancake Cereal
Have you ever woken up in the morning and said to yourself, “Should I have pancakes or cereal for breakfast?” Well, Christmas has come early because now you can have both. The mini pancake cereal trend began on TikTok back in 2020, which makes sense since the people on TikTok have the time to make a bunch of mini pancakes. But if you’re too lazy to make a bunch of Kevin Hart-sized pancakes, then there’s IHOP’s Mini Pancake Cereal, which is better late than never.
Bam Margera Is In The Hospital With Pneumonia And Has Been Placed On A Ventilator
Bam Margera has had a particularly chaotic run in his time in the “doing dumb shit” arena by doing so much dumb shit that he catapulted himself out of the Jackass category. Last we heard from him, he was court-ordered to attend rehab, left rehab and went on the run, and then went back to rehab. Since then, though, he’s been partying it up while emboldened by an ill-informed “Free Bam” movement. But, right now, Bam has no other choice than to slow down because he developed pneumonia that’s been further complicated by COVID and is on a ventilator in the hospital.
Taylor Swift Has Signed On With Searchlight Pictures To Write And Direct Her First Feature-Length Film
Just a year after making her sure-to-be Oscar-nominated directorial debut with the 15-minute short film, All Too Well, which doubles as a music video for her two-time smash hit song of the same name, Variety reports that Taylor Swift is gearing up to wade into deeper water by directing a feature-length film of her own original script for Searchlight Pictures. Variety also reports that Taylor will be sharing her insights and wisdom as a director with fellow auteurs such as James Cameron, Ryan Coogler, and Francis Ford Coppola as part of their Directors on Directors series, featuring “conversations between directors of the biggest films of the year.” Safe to say that at this point in Taylor’s remarkable career, it’s not hyperbole to call her one of the world’s most talented, gifted, and virtuosic storytellers of her or any other generation when it comes to shameless self-promotion. Simply put — she’s the best to ever do it.
A Class Action Crypto Lawsuit Against Kim Kardashian And Floyd Mayweather Jr. Has Been Dismissed
The lawsuit against Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather Jr., and more, has been dismissed by a California federal judge. The celebs were being sued by investors of EthereumMax, who claimed that EthereumMax executives schemed with celebrity promoters to drive up the price of the EMax token and sell their own tokens for profit. Well, the lawsuit failed, but maybe the investors should see if they can use any of their useless tokens at one of Brie Larson‘s Metaverse art galleries.
Terrence Howard Is Retiring From Acting…Again
When I checked my calendar this morning, I could have sworn it was still 2022, but time must have shifted and we are now back in 2019. Because Terrence Howard has once again revealed he is retiring from acting and in the words of Sunshine Anderson, “I’ve heard it all beforrrrreeee!” But this time, it’s probably for real. And at the premiere of The Best Man: The Final Chapters, he broke the hearts of no one by pretending he’s no longer going to be mesmerizing audiences with his green-eyed monster gaze.
ABC Won’t Be Airing “A Very Backstreet Holiday” After New Nick Carter Rape Allegations Surface
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before (before…wow there must be an echo in here); but Nick Carter has been accused of rape. This time, an accuser named Shannon “Shay” Ruth has just come forward and alleged that Nick raped her on his tour bus back in 2001 when she was just 17 years old. ABC already has that other messy thing going on at the moment, so they quickly pulled an upcoming Backstreet Boys holiday special from their lineup.