Open Post: Hosted By Brie Larson Joining The Metaverse
Brie Larson already got roasted for shilling NFTs and so I guess she decided “Why not take it even further into the technological realm of idiocy?” Fortune says that Brie has announced that she’s a part of the metaverse. Brie has created her own little corner of digital bullshit for you to… look at? I guess? You’re not putting your consciousness into a program–you just look at it. It’s nothing–this is all nothing.
So this specific metaverse is founded by Lana Hopkins and Juliana DiSimone, and it’s called some·place metaverse. It’s a “virtual reality world” where people can create a specialized avatar and display NFT art. But so is The Sims 4, so like…? Here’s Brie’s announcement of her virtual world where there’s her, I’m guessing her boyfriend, Elijah Allan-Blitz, and another Minecraft-block-looking version of herself? And they go to an art gallery of digital art and get a fake coffee as well.
Welcome to my lil corner of the @some_place metaverse. Can’t wait to welcome you all in soon 🤍 pic.twitter.com/QWfsdFGqzr
— Brie Larson (@brielarson) March 17, 2022
Err, just boot up Sims 4 and play that instead. We don’t need to be doing all this. And Brie’s fans agree:
Brie you're going down a path a path I can't follow pic.twitter.com/f44S2DcAGR
— Smiso (@directorsmiso) March 17, 2022
Brie you can get coffee in real life
— Brendel (@Brendelbored) March 17, 2022
Brie Larson makes Marvel money. She got $5 million for Captain Marvel! She’s been in an Avengers movie! She doesn’t need to reduce herself to these low-budget graphics and a money-grabbing “next big thing” metaverse scheme. You’re too rich for this, Brie!