Category: Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard Is Retiring From Acting…Again

December 9, 2022 / Posted by:

When I checked my calendar this morning, I could have sworn it was still 2022, but time must have shifted and we are now back in 2019. Because Terrence Howard has once again revealed he is retiring from acting and in the words of Sunshine Anderson, “I’ve heard it all beforrrrreeee!” But this time, it’s probably for real. And at the premiere of The Best Man: The Final Chapters, he broke the hearts of no one by pretending he’s no longer going to be mesmerizing audiences with his green-eyed monster gaze.

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Terrence Howard Claims He Came Up With Some Kind Of Hydrogen Technology

July 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Former retired actor and hall of fame tax dodger Terrence Howard has taken his antics on the road and has been spotted in Uganda. While one might think he’s there to maybe support a charity or film a spot for the national tourism board, Terrence is actually visiting the East African country to present his exciting “new hydrogen technology” to the world. Guess he’s putting that degree in Terryology to good use and discovering novel mathematical proofs, renewable energy breakthroughs, and advances in baby wipe technology!

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Courtney Love, Terrence Howard, And Michael Madsen Are Some Of California’s Biggest Tax Dodgers This Year

June 24, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s that time again! It’s the annual traditional shaming of the California tax delinquents. And coming in at the top of the list of famous types who failed to pony up enough cash, is Courtney Love, Terrence Howard, Michael Madsen, and noted mess Steven Seagal, who can now add “alleged tax loser” to the current list of allegations against him.

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Terrence Howard Explained His Decision To Quit Acting And Said He’s Doing It To Build Saturn Without Gravity 

September 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Terrence Howard already claimed earlier this month that he’s done with acting and is going to focus on bringing truths to the world. Those truths have nothing to do with pro-baby wipes activist Terry further spreading the importance of clean assholes via baby wipes. Instead, Terry is flirting hard with Scientologists and also making others put tin hats on their heads while saying to him, “What you’re saying is totally normal and possible.” Because Terrence told KTLA at the Emmys on Sunday that he’s leaving acting so he can “build the planet Saturn without gravity and build the Milky Way without gravity.Even Jaden Smith is like, “Dude, put down the bong.

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Terrence Howard Will Retire From Acting To Become A Full Time Teller Of Truths

September 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Toss one out (a poop-stained baby wipe) for Terrence Howard. The sixth and final season of Empire just wrapped (thanks Jussie. No seriously, THANK YOU), and Terrence told Extra that he’s decided to retire from acting. Now, before you start planning that celebratory jubilee, know that the reason he’s retiring is so that he can focus on “bringing truth to the world.” Considering that his previous truths have been that taxes are for suckers, and that Whoop That Trick from Hustle & Flow is an instruction manual, I’m dreading what’s to come.

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Terrence Howard And His Wife Are Under Investigation For Tax Evasion

June 5, 2019 / Posted by:

The Blast is reporting that Terrence Howard is now under federal investigation for criminal tax evasion. I guess Terrence realized that Empire wouldn’t last forever and so he was trying to keep those riches safe. He saw Jussie Smollett get off for his alleged crimes and was like, “I could do that.” Well, girl, next time hire some hot body builders, because it doesn’t look like you can.

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