Yesterday, I posted about Bam Margera going missing after leaving a Florida rehab center that he was court-ordered to attend. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief/un-clutch their enormous, chunky douchebro crucifixes; the Jackass star/skateboarder/nightmare of a son was located last night and has been safely taken back to rehab.
According to Page Six, Bam was on the lam for two days and ended up being found in a nearby hotel room.
Bam Margera was found by authorities Wednesday hiding out in a Florida hotel room after he fled a nearby rehab facility two days earlier…while cops were searching for Margera he was active on social media, posting a selfie with his wife Nicole Boyd, and Machine Gun Kelly on the day of his escape.
Here’s one of the Instagram posts he tossed up while he was supposed to be missing:
Despite how tragically this all could have ended, Bam was taken into custody and returned right back to the same rehab center without incident.
The Jackass alum was sober and cooperative when he was picked up in Delray Beach by cops and a crisis intervention team, who took him back to the rehab facility located in the same city, sources told TMZ.
Sources told the outlet his dissatisfaction stemmed from the lack of special celebrity treatment he was receiving, compared to his previous stints in other rehabs.
Anyone who has seen Bam in action shouldn’t be shocked that Bam got pissy over not being treated like the A-list star that he is. Hopefully, since he’s a 42-year-old man, he’ll stop throwing tantrums and get it together since he’s the parent of an actual toddler. And if he doesn’t, hold on to your butts, Florida. If you hear a curiously janky Lambo revving and maniacal laughter that you can somehow just tell has a Philly ‘burb-esque accent, run before you get hit by a drive-by shitting.
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