Bam Margera has had a particularly chaotic run in his time in the “doing dumb shit” arena by doing so much dumb shit that he catapulted himself out of the Jackass category. Last we heard from him, he was court-ordered to attend rehab, left rehab and went on the run, and then went back to rehab. Since then, though, he’s been partying it up while emboldened by an ill-informed “Free Bam” movement. But, right now, Bam has no other choice than to slow down because he developed pneumonia that’s been further complicated by COVID and is on a ventilator in the hospital.
Johnny Knoxville has said that he’s done with doing crazy dangerous shit so Jackass Forever and Jackass 4.5, which were released in February and May, will be your last chance to see him endanger his life and get brain damage. Luckily there are still tons of people online who will lick toilets, play with plugs, or any other number of insanely stupid shit that will make you go: “…Why?” But if Johnny thinks he’s done with dangerous activities, he clearly isn’t aware that divorce is a full-contact sport, because he’s filed for divorce from his second wife, Naomi Nelson, after twelve years of marriage.
Yesterday, I posted about Bam Margera going missing after leaving a Florida rehab center that he was court-ordered to attend. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief/un-clutch their enormous, chunky douchebro crucifixes; the Jackass star/skateboarder/nightmare of a son was located last night and has been safely taken back to rehab.
Usually, when I think of the Jackass guys, I think of watching their gross stunts with an amused kind of apprehension, with hands ready to cover my eyes as I waited for one of them to inevitably take a dump on someone or something. But for the past few years, Bam Margera has just been tough to watch, period, as he struggled with his addiction. He got kicked off of a flight for being drunk and asked Dr. Phil for help getting clean, said he was going to rehab but didn’t and got arrested for being drunk at a hotel, and then was involved in a lawsuit when Johnny Knoxville axed him from one of the Jackass movies for allegedly disobeying the “wellness agreement.” In concerning news, Bam has now been reported missing by a Florida rehab facility that he was court-ordered to attend.
Johnny Knoxville Is Done With Doing Dangerous Shit After A “Jackass Forever” Stunt Left Him With Brain Damage
Bad news for everyone who wants to see a 50-year-old man put his body through absolute trauma: Johnny Knoxville is done with dangerous stunts after he got severely busted up while shooting Jackass Forever, which comes out on February 4th. On SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Show, Johnny explains that he suffered literal brain damage from a bull stunt they filmed and so he’s decided to clock out of the Idiot Circus once and for all before shit can get too life-threatening.
The trailer for Jackass Forever is out and if you’re anticipating idiocy and exploding Porta-Potties you will not be disappointed. If you’re anticipating anything else then I don’t know what you think something called “Jackass” could possibly be about–this ain’t no high-class establishment! The fact there isn’t any fart-related humor in the trailer is as haute-couture as it’s getting.