Lil Nas X Might Collaborate With The Wiggles And Parents Are Pissed
It’s been a while since Lil Nas X made headlines for corrupting the youths. That Satan lap dance was nearly two years ago. And his Grammy’s crotch grab was last spring. Is Lil Nas X losing his touch? Thankfully, the answer is no. A few days ago, the rapper posed for an Instagram pic with The Wiggles, and the mere suggestion that the Australian children’s music group might possibly collaborate with Nas sent concerned mothers into a tailspin. Won’t somebody please think of the children?!?
Cardi B Responds To People Who Say She Has No Right To Complain About The Rising Price Of Groceries Because She’s Rich
Long gone are the days when you could go to the grocery store and purchase eggs and bacon without it costing $150. And these overly inflated prices aren’t just affecting those of us surviving on ramen and crumbs shook from the toaster. The high prices are also eating away at the rich, summoning constant champion of complaining Cardi B to inform us she, too, is one of the people. Well, not really, since “the people” aren’t worth tens of millions of dollars, but according to Cardi, that’s almost as much as what it costs to feed her family, and she thinks it’s absolutely ridiculous. But of course, Twitter isn’t here for her whining, so she responded in true Cardi fashion.
Cat Fight! Fur Flies As Choupette Lagerfeld, Olivia Benson And Nala Cat Vie For The Title Of Richest Cat In The World
You know what, fuck Forbes and their ridiculous Richest Celebrities lists. Those chowderheads have gotten it so wrong so many times, they may as well pay Miss Cleo to pull their bullshit billionaire lists out of her ass. And she’s dead! That’s why, when it comes to rigorous accounting standards, fact-checking and journalistic excellence, one need look no further than the good folks over at AllAboutCats.com for all your celebrity wealth ranking needs. Not only do they make a clear distinction between the species, they actually seem to give a shit about which celebrity animals inherited their wealth, and which ones had to fight like cats and dogs and to earn their spot among the elites. Of course, some pups and pussies’ careers have unfairly benefited from their handlers’ renown, but in the dog-eat-dog business of show, pet show that is, nepetism can only get you so far.
Pocahontas Is Edward Norton’s 12th Great Grandmother
The popular PBS series Finding Your Roots, hosted by Henry Louis Gates Jr., has given many celebrities moments of shock and awe when finding out they are the direct descendants of hoodlums, harlots, and whatever other shocking shit that keeps PBS’ ratings high. For example, Tina Fey’s great-grandfather was one of Benjamin Franklin’s closest drinking buddies. And Larry David is a distant relative of Bernie Sanders, which none of us will be able to unsee now because TWINS! But they can all tuck their boring little DNA discoveries away forever because Edward Norton wins since his 12th great-grandmother was the one and only Pocahontas.
Prince Harry Says That Prince William Physically Attacked Him And More From His Tell-All “Spare”
If you had yourself a dysfunctional family holiday filled with drama, tussling, and messiness, just be a little grateful that your filthy laundry wasn’t aired beyond a ~cRyPTic~ Facebook post from your auntie. Because Prince Harry’s memoir, Spare, is out next week, so the promo tour for it has begun, and right now, The Firm is probably furiously trying to leak as many anti-Harry stories as possible as the Benny Hill theme song plays in their heads. In leaked excerpts from the book and promo interviews, Harry accuses Prince William of physically attacking him, says William and Kate Middleton co-signed his Nazi costume, calls William his “archnemesis,” and gets into the rumors that King Charles is not his biological father. Oh, and Harry and William’s nicknames for each other are “Harold” and “Willy.” I know, I buried the true lede!
“House Of The Dragon” Co-Showrunner, Miguel Sapochnik, Reportedly Left The Series After HBO Refused To Make His Wife A Producer In Season Two
The Game of Thrones spin-off prequel series, House of the Dragon, was renewed for a second season. But one of the two showrunners, Miguel Sapochnik, is not going to be returning, and while it was first reported to be an amicable split, now there is rumored to be some actual drama, honey. Nobody’s family got killed Red Wedding-style, but shit allegedly got messy after HBO refused to let Miguel’s wife–who already got a job on season 1 of the show thanks to him–a producer credit on the second season. That Nepo Baby article was just the beginning–we need a Nepo Spouse exposé next!