Lil Nas X’s Grammys Performance Featured Crotch Grabs And Some People Reacted As Expected
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Satan’s favorite lap dancer Lil Nas X but because the community circle-jerk extravaganza called the Grammys took place last night it was about time for him to make a reappearance. And of course, he was tame and reserved with his performance. Just kidding! You know he doesn’t do anything unless it causes homophobes (and Boosie) to begin throwing up their crosses like a scene from The Exorcist. But this time he had some assistance from his hot friend Jack Harlow as they took to the stage and literally turned their microphones into huge swinging dicks.
According to The New York Post, Lil Nas X, who was nominated for five Grammys, made some clutch their pearls after he and Jack Harlow performed Industry Baby. But there was one particular part of their performance that stood out the most.
While rocking the stage alongside rapper Jack Harlow, 24, at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, the 22-year-old “Old Town Road” rhymer…placed his mic at the center of his crotch and swung it around in a circle, pretending the device was his genitalia.
— v (@ViralMaterial) April 4, 2022
Nas even tweeted about the upcoming awards ceremony prior to his arrival by letting everyone know his plans for the evening, which also seemed to piss some people off.
Delete this. As a youth football coaching legend, I can tell you there are minors on twitter. This is why I have so many championship rings that I struggle to turn door handles, but you open doors with ease
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) April 3, 2022
Y’all, it’s really not even that serious. Compared to things he’s done in the past this was basically a 6 AM sunrise service at a local church. At this point, we all know Lil Nas X has no problems being hot in the ass with suggestive dancing and vivid imagery. And reactions have been divided over at the place where critics love to convene for discourse: TWITTER.
If Lil Nas X is gonna do one thing — he's gonna give you a memorable performance with visuals, choreography, edge, and no fucks given. #GRAMMYs
— Ernest Owens (@MrErnestOwens) April 4, 2022
Well we know he has a dick because he grabbed it like A MILLION times during his performance..
— heidi taylor (@Jeancaylor) April 4, 2022
Unfortunately, out of all five nominations, Lil Nas X came away with ZERO wins, which is insane because he had a phenomenal year. However, he seems to be in good spirits. He even created the template for his latest single dressed in his required twink attire for Twitter.
Live snippet of @LilNasX next Hit Single “I ain’t win no Grammy (0-5)” pic.twitter.com/GVO3zKACEF
— Saun (@Saunburner) April 4, 2022
Listen, since we can now expect celebrities to slap their co-workers during awards season I think I’m in the majority when I say a dick slap will always be the best kind of slap. And these two were merely using microphones. It’s not like they whipped their actual dicks out during the performance, but maybe they should have. I can guarantee that would bring in more ratings than the producers of the Grammys could ever imagine.
Pic: CBS