Category: Twitter

Taylor Swift Is Coming Out Full Force For Pride Month

June 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Ok, that headline is a bit misleading and I feel bad for it, because sadly Taylor Swift is not coming out full force for Pride by declaring her love for puss (as far as we know she’s still strictly dickly and only dabbles in her love for pussy via her cats Olivia Benson, Meredith Grey and newest addition, kitten Benjamin Button. Yes, I hate myself for knowing the names of Taylor Swift’s cats). So sorry, Taylor and Karlieshippers.”

But after months of speaking out for gay rights, Taylor is emerging as a full fledged LGBTQIA+ ally by kicking off Pride Month with a “stick it where the sun don’t shine” letter to Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander in support of the Equality Act and a rainbow infused performance at yesterday’s Wango Tango concert. Taylor, you little ROYGBIV baby giraffe.

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The Great “Do You Wash Your Legs In The Shower?” Debate Is Raging On Twitter

May 12, 2019 / Posted by:

What a fascinating time we live in. It’s not quite the Age of Enlightenment or the Neoclassical Period, but who else but those of us living and breathing today have been lucky enough to live through the great debates of the blue versus gold dress, Yanny or Laurel and Beach or Door?  Our great-grandkids will be looking down from their oxygen pods while harvesting cloud water relishing this philosophical period that we are just taking for granted. But don’t worry, because it’s not too late to be a part of the latest humanitarian debate threatening to trump eclipse all others. You might be spitting out a “DUH” to this question, but the results have got people emotionally involved, so take a moment to ponder… do you wash your legs in the shower?

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Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Expecting A Fourth Child That They’ll Probably Name MAGA

January 2, 2019 / Posted by:

And now that the New Year has kicked in the door waving the four-four all you’ll hear for the next few weeks is “New Year, New Me!” I normally ignore people who say that because they’re full of shit and never really change. Well, this phrase is kinda true for Donald Trump‘s #1 Stan Kanye West, who within the first two days of the year has announced that he’s still very much a Trump supporter, and we’re also learning that he Kim Kardashian are about to inflict the world with another one of their spawns.

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Kanye West Is Pissed At Drake (Again) Over Kim Kardashian

December 29, 2018 / Posted by:

The Kanye West vs. Drake beef that never seems to end (ever) reminds me of the fancy sport cricket, or even better, the long play version of cricket called a test match. It’s an extended game that usually lasts five days or even longer if you’re an extremely unlucky spectator. It’s the athletic equivalent of watching paint dry, and not for anyone less than the die hard cricket fan. This rivalry is becoming the cricket test match of celebrity feuds, ie. it is so boring I forgot we were still supposed to be paying attention. But apparently we are, because Kanye is pissed at some old Drake news that’s had him throwing a tanty all over Twitter this morning. Someone call this feud off already so we can all go out for pitchers and slices!

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Meek Mill Says That Nicki Minaj Blocked Him On Twitter (And He Also Talked Booty Eating)

December 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Over the weekend, Meek Mill decided to treat his Twitter followers to a Q&A using the hashtag #AskMeek, where he discussed a multitude of topics. One such topic that fans wanted the answer to was how he felt about his ex Nicki Minaj‘s new boyfriend Kenneth Petty and Meek was very open. Honestly, at some points during the conversation, Meek was a little too open. Like mouth-on-the-booty open.

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