Category: Won’t Somebody Please Think Of The Children

There’s Apparently A Backlash Against “Paw Patrol” 

June 12, 2020 / Posted by:

Because of protests against police brutality and people calling for police reform, “copaganda” type shows like Cops and Live PD have been canceled. Well, no show is safe! Paw Patrol, a children’s show about a bunch of do-gooder dogs who help society with their problems, has been accused of forcing “copaganda” down our children’s throats through the use of Chase the police dog. And of course, The New York Times stirred this shit up.

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Gwen Stefani Is Worried That Gavin Rossdale Is Letting The Kids’ Schooling Slip When They’re With Him

April 15, 2020 / Posted by:

For most of us, being in Qoronatine(™) is difficult enough as it is. And I imagine it’s even harder for parents and kids, and harder still for families who have shared custody arrangements in place. We already know that it’s been a challenge for Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale because Gavin complained about not getting as much time with their sons Kingston (13, presumably renamed Cody with a “K”), Zuma (11, now also answers to Zane), and Apollo (6, goes by Austin now) since they’re having to travel between future stepdad Blake Shelton’s ranch in Oklahoma, and his home in L.A. Sounds awful and unmanageable for everyone involved, yet Gavin made things worse by publicly complaining about the kids possibly bringing country cooties into his house. Now, a source is telling Us Weekly that Gwen thinks Gavin is letting the kids’ schooling slip while they’re with him.

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Jon Gosselin Says He Nearly Went Bankrupt Trying To Keep His Kids Off TV

November 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Well, it was nice while it lasted. We had 10 entire years during which Jon Gosselin was forced to find a revenue stream that didn’t include publicly talking shit about the mother of his children, Kate Gosselin. But since the gag order that was barring him from doing so was lifted back in September, Jon can put away his tear-away stripper pants for good. According to People, Jon appears on today’s episode of The Dr. Oz Show, claiming he’s “pretty much bankrupted” himself “fighting to get his kids off TV forever”. Apparently talking about them on Dr. Oz does not count.

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JWoww Shared Video Of Her Estranged Husband Violently Pushing Her To The Ground

January 31, 2019 / Posted by:

Remember when Jersey Shore used to be a bit of escapist fun that allowed us to mock a bunch of self-involved, bro’d and ho’d out ding dongs? Well, that reality show is over and a new kind of reality has taken over. The once fun loving JWoww, aka Jenni Farley, is now filled with rage. In a lengthy blog post on her website, Jenni shared video of her estranged husband, Roger Mathews, violently throwing her to the floor. She says she made the decision to share that private moment (as well as a number of recorded arguments, police reports, and text messages between her and the couple’s nanny) as self-defense against all the lies she alleges Roger has been spreading about her, claiming she will stop at nothing to keep him from his children, 2-year-old Greyson Valor, and 4-year-old Meilani Alexandra.

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Her Kids To Be “Perfectly Behaved Little People”

December 31, 2018 / Posted by:

Now that her divorce with Brad Pitt has moved past the custody phase (I think? Like I don’t want to jinx her), Angelina Jolie is starting the follow-up struggle: recovering her tattered public persona. It’s hard to come out of a malicious divorce without looking like an evil bitch, and considering how many “sources” were popping up to spill some tea, Angie definitely didn’t. But here she is talking about her kids, so how can she be a bitch?

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Mariah Carey Is Getting Shamed For Not Making Her Kids Wear Seatbelts

December 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Yodeling caroler of that one Christmas song your ear buds will be bleeding to until December 25, Mariah Carey, is catching flack after she posted a video of her kids, Moroccan and Monroe, being groomed to take over backups of said song. People aren’t only upset that “All I Want For Christmas” will carry over to the next generation, they are pissed because the 7-year-old twins weren’t wearing seatbelts in the car while singing.

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