Category: Filthy Rich
Cat Fight! Fur Flies As Choupette Lagerfeld, Olivia Benson And Nala Cat Vie For The Title Of Richest Cat In The World
You know what, fuck Forbes and their ridiculous Richest Celebrities lists. Those chowderheads have gotten it so wrong so many times, they may as well pay Miss Cleo to pull their bullshit billionaire lists out of her ass. And she’s dead! That’s why, when it comes to rigorous accounting standards, fact-checking and journalistic excellence, one need look no further than the good folks over at AllAboutCats.com for all your celebrity wealth ranking needs. Not only do they make a clear distinction between the species, they actually seem to give a shit about which celebrity animals inherited their wealth, and which ones had to fight like cats and dogs and to earn their spot among the elites. Of course, some pups and pussies’ careers have unfairly benefited from their handlers’ renown, but in the dog-eat-dog business of show, pet show that is, nepetism can only get you so far.
Open Post: Hosted By John Waters’ Fancy Dinner Party In A Dump
Despite its ongoing association with John Waters, The Provincetown Film Society remains a respectable institution if that tells you anything about the sorry state of filth in this country today. In just a few short decades, John’s gone from being an untouchable (that is unless you wanted to catch the new strain of leprosy they were calling Fecal Asscillus Divinobacterium ) to hosting fancy dinner parties for wealthy individuals who wouldn’t recognize a greasy, shit-smeared dildo if it slapped them in the face.
Aaron Rodgers Is Now The Highest Paid Player In NFL History
Now that Tom Brady is officially retired from the football, there needs to be a new grossly-overpaid quarterback in the NFL. And it looks like it’s none other than Aaron Rodgers, the man who can just as effectively throw a football as he can catch COVID. After nearly a year of some will he/won’t he antics, Aaron has decided he will continue to be a Green Bay Packer, by signing a 4-year contract to stay with the team until 2026. That contract also comes with tons of money, so much so that 38-year-old Aaron Rodgers is now the highest-paid NFL player in history.
Suzanne Somers Says That The ThighMaster Has Made Nearly $300 Million Since The 90s
Suzanne Somers is probably best known for two things: playing proud dummy Chrissy Snow on Three’s Company, and being the spokesperson for the ThighMaster. She and her husband of 54 years, 85-year-old Alan Hamel, began selling the ThighMaster in 1990, and, in a recent appearance on the podcast Hollywood Raw with Dax Holt and Adam Glyn, Suzanne revealed that it’s been her biggest money-maker. The 75-year-old had to double-check with her husband, but she explained that the product cost $19.95, and she’s probably sold about 15 million units. Podcast host Dax did the math on his calculator and revealed the number was $299,250,000. Holy shit! A giant “fuck you” to the ABC execs who fired Suzanne for asking for the same salary as her Three’s Company co-star John Ritter.
Adele Moved To Los Angeles Because She Says She Can’t Afford The “Same Kind Of House” In London
Adele is really making me laugh and cry this morning. The internet claims that Adele’s net worth is $190 million and that’s about to get bigger, because she’s got a new single, Easy On Me, coming out this Friday, and her new album, 30, is on its way. But that doesn’t mean Adele is just made out of money. According to her, at least. I don’t know if she got cleaned out in her divorce from Simon Konecki, but Adele says that she lives in LA because apparently, the costs of mansions in London are just too high. Baby, if Adele can’t afford to live somewhere–no one can.
Daniel Craig Is Now At The Top Of The List Of Highest Paid Movie Stars
Variety has compiled a list of the highest-paid actors working in the business and Daniel Craig is at the top. Dwayne Johnson was at the top of Forbes’ list last year. But not this one. It seems all that money Netflix paid for the Knives Out sequels trickled down into Daniel’s bank account and he made a cool $100 million. And his kids won’t see a penny!