I guess Subway decided to make everyone say, “That fake tuna shit wasn’t so bad after all.” Because to celebrate ruin Easter, Subway is selling a sandwich made up of their toasted Italian bread and melted Cadbury eggs. They’re calling it Cadbury’s Creme Egg SubMelt (that’s a funny way of spelling BAARFFFF), and it will be available on Good Friday at select Subways in the UK. Lucky you, UK! They will be free because even Subway knows they can’t charge for that mess. But why did they have to drag Jesus into this by releasing it on Good Friday?! This is one of the sins that Jesus definitely didn’t die for – Pajiba

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t drink booze, and her current husband, Ben Affleck, is a recovering alcoholic, but she still launched a line of booze drinks and is getting shit for it. The line features (no, it doesn’t) flavors like CashGrabarita, ShowMeTheMoney-tini, and MiWantMoreMoney-mosa – Celebitchy

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In December, a woman named Julia Misley filed a lawsuit against Steven Tyler, alleging that he sexually abused her in the 1970s when she was barely 16 and he was 25. Julia said that she hoped her lawsuit will “expose an industry that protects celebrity offenders.”  Steven filed a response last week refuting her claims by, get this, saying he did nothing wrong, that she consented to their relationship, and that he has immunity since he was her legal guardian at the time. What in the the mental gymnastics??

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Since many of Taylor Swift’s fans’ faces undoubtedly sported a “distressed, vintage look” after hoping to receive early access, waiting hours in a virtual queue on Ticketmaster, encountering the dreaded rainbow wheel, or getting kicked out of the queue entirely during site crashes, and then MAYBE getting to shell out several hundreds or thousands of dollars for tickets to one of her coveted 3-hour long, 44-song setlist Eras Tour shows; they were probably less than thrilled that the overpriced souvenirs they grabbed as evidence of their valiant, transcendent journey also started sporting a “distressed, vintage look” after only a single wash. Apparently, so many fans expressed disappointment with the lacking longevity of the printing on the tour apparel they purchased that Taylor’s official website issued a “care notice,” which basically said, “We meant for that to happen.”

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It’s the question on EVERYBODY’S lips: are Prince Harry and Meghan Markle going to King Charles’ coronation on May 6? There have been many headlines covering this very important topic. First, we heard that Charles wanted his son and daughter-in-law in attendance cuz he believed their absence would stir up more drama. Then, a month ago, the Sussexes’ spokesperson confirmed they’d been invited. Now, Page Six is reporting that Harry and Meghan’s travel plans are “being finalized.” Jesus Christ, Harry and Meghan, just click “Confirm Order” on your Expedia tickets and put us all out of our misery!

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Get ready, people! Lady Gaga is an Oscar winner (for Best Song for co-writing Shallow), but she’s been trying to get her hands around a Best Actress Oscar. Gaga’s latest role is playing a singing and dancing Harley Quinn, opposite Joaquin Phoenix as a singing and dancing Joke in Joker: Folie à Deux.  Joaquin already won the Best Actor Oscar for playing the Joker in the first movie, and now it’s Gaga’s turn! Director Todd Phillips announced yesterday that filming on Joker 2 has wrapped, and he shared more pictures of Gaga’s Harley Quinn and Joaquin’s Joker. And you can practically hear the engines roaring up on Joaquin and Gaga’s latest Oscar campaigns!

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