Category: A Star Is Born

Bradley Cooper Thinks Awards Season Is “Utterly Meaningless”

September 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Clearly, Bradley Cooper is still feeling the sting of missing out on that Best Director Oscar nomination for “A Star Is Born”…you know, that movie where he filmed himself as a greasy, urine-soaked has-been singer who mumbles for 2+ hours––only to have Lady Gaga swoop in and spend all of 2019 collecting lots of trophies!!! Ya, well, Bradley is letting the world know what he thinks about moviemaking and the phony tap-dancing act that comes with promoting it (SPOILER: for someone who gets in on that act, he calls it “meaningless.”)

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Lady Gaga Just Got Engaged…To Herself

February 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga had a whirlwind 2019 where she spent every waking moment trying to convince the world that she wasn’t humping on her A Star Is Born co-star Bradley Cooper, but then maybe she was (for promo), and then Bradley broke up with Irina Shayk, so maybe she really IS a great actress…

Anyway, rubbing up on married men is so last year because Gaga might be in love with Michael Polansky, her current man, but she’s really in love with herself––and she’s made it official!

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Lady Gaga’s Golden Globes Dress Will Hit The Auction Block After It Was Either Stolen Or Left Behind

October 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Remember that huge periwinkle Valentino dress she wore to the 2019 Golden Globes? The one that could be seen from space and used to cushion the fall of people leaping from a fire? Well apparently it’s about to hit the auction block. TMZ says that a housekeeper from the Beverly Hilton is claiming that the dress was given to her after being left in lost and found, and now she’s auctioning it off for some cash.

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“A Star Is Born” Is Heading Back To Theaters And Lady Gaga Insists She’s Not Really In Love With Bradley Cooper

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

I saw on the news this morning that Bradley Cooper popped his furry rodent face out of the ground, saw his shadow, grumbled incoherently and dove back down. Which I guess means we can expect at least another 6 weeks of having A Star Is Born shoved down our throats. ASIB is getting a theatrical re-release, and this time it’s going to be even longer.

According to Huffington Post, 12 minutes of new footage has been added, probably at the end where *SPOILER ALERT* Sam Elliott’s mustache jumps off his face and runs to the garage to replace the rope Jackson has tied around his neck. Sam’s ‘stache gently unfurls, leaving Jackson disoriented but alive, so they can make a sequel. I’m already organizing a 2020 Oscar campaign: Mustache for Best Supporting Actor.

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Open Post: Hosted By Lady Gaga And Bradley Cooper Performing”Shallow” Together In Las Vegas

January 28, 2019 / Posted by:

Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper are remaking A Star Is Born yet again, only this time Gaga is the grizzled old-timer and B. Coop is the ingénue. Over the weekend at her Las Vegas residency, Lady Gaga brought the spry, ball-capped Cooper kid out onstage to help her sing Shallow. And by “help” I mean warble out a few notes while she performs mock fellatio then banishes him to the end of the piano with the instructions: “stare at me adoringly while I spasm with ecstasy but don’t make eye contact you peasant”. And honestly, this is the only version of ASIB that interests me in the least.

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