My thoughts exactly, dude in the background who is obviously thinking, “Bitch, it’s just Original Song, DAMN, it’s not that serious!”
As expected, Shallow won Best Original Song at the Oscars tonight, and Lady Gaga may have out OMGICANTBELIEVEIT’d Taylor Swift in the manufactured reaction department. If mirrors had eyes that could roll, Lady Gaga’s bathroom mirror definitely would’ve rolled its eyes a thousand times as Lady Gaga rehearsed the speech she gave, complete with scripted dramatic sighs, tonight a million times in it. Gaga laid it on so thick that I wanted to fuck “it.” I truly don’t know what was more over-the-top: Gaga’s speech or her Tang diarrhea fake tan:
An #oscars winner is born. @LadyGaga thanks Bradley Cooper in her Best Original Song speech: "There is not a single person on the planet that could sing this song but you." https://t.co/s33NYiYKqy pic.twitter.com/CMz3MOzbgR
— Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 25, 2019
Everybody’s talking about how Jennifer Hudson was feeling Gaga’s speech:
Jennifer Hudson is literally my mood listening to all these Oscar acceptance speeches pic.twitter.com/QqlzgFC4f3
— Jason Bolaños (@JBinAV) February 25, 2019
But I’m choosing to believe that JHud was like, “Okay, yes, girl, we get it, have a seat now.” That’s obviously what she was saying.