Category: Joker

Lady Gaga Is In “Early Talks” To Play Harley Quinn In “Joker 2,” Which Is Going To Be A Musical

June 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Seen above making the same “Say the fuck what?” face I made when reading that Joaquin Phoenix will mumble yodel as the Joker, Lady Gaga is probably going to play a singing Harley Quinn in the Joker sequel that will apparently be a musical. So prepare your nerves for Joker 2: Incelectric Singaloo. So since the first Joker movie was director Todd Phillips’ comic book-ized Taxi Driver, then I’m guessing Joker 2 will be his comic book-ized New York, New York. That means we could see Lady Gaga as Liza Minnelli as Harley Quinn. That’s what Gaga really meant when she said, “I got you” to Liza at the Oscars. That shady trick!

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Jimmy Kimmel Threatened To Call Batman On Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene After She Reported Him To Capitol Police For A Joke

April 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Amy Schumer may have been “triggered” by The Slap, but compared to Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, she’s damn near as hard as Martha Stewart. I’m not sure if MTG even watched the Oscars, given her aversion to pedophiles and glamour, but she was more perturbed by a joke about The Slap than Amy was about it overshadowing her accomplishments as host. According to Deadline, MTG filed a report with the Capitol Police after late-night host Jimmy Kimmel joked “where’s Will Smith when you need him,” in response to MTG calling the three Republican senators who voted to confirm JUSTICE (!!!) Ketanji Brown Jackson to the US Supreme Court, “pro-pedophile.” Well, MGT fucked around and found out what happens when you tussle with the Hollywood elite because Jimmy turned around and called Batman on her ass! The real one too. Not Robert Pattinson’s lonely bat boy, the one in DC! Comics. Not Washington, DC.

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Jared Leto Says He Never Sent Gross Gifts To The Cast Of “Suicide Squad”

November 11, 2021 / Posted by:

Jared Leto spoke to Entertainment Weekly and revealed that he was basically lying about going method in the most insufferable way on the set of 2016’s Suicide Squad. Jared played The Joker and to really get into character, he reportedly sent the cast used condoms and gave Margot Robbie a live rat. A few years ago, Jared denied sending the cast used condoms but said he did send them gag gifts like porn magazines. And now Jared is saying that nearly 100% of what was written about his “gag gifts” at the time was a lie.  I see that Jared knows the true key to success in Hollywood: Making shit up for attention.

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The Joker’s “We Live In A Society” Line Stole The Spotlight In The Trailer For Zack Snyder’s “Justice League”

February 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Zack Snyder‘s R-rated cut of Justice League has been hyped up for quite some time now. We’ve been teased with Henry Cavill‘s dark and broody suit and Jared Leto’s Marilyn Manson-looking Joker. The official trailer is now out for the SnyderCut Justice League, which comes out on HBO Max on March 18. Jared has been getting attention from the trailer and not just because everyone’s screaming, HIM AGAIN?!” But because people are obsessed with meme-culture.

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Beyoncé And Jay-Z Skipped The Golden Globes Red Carpet, And She Stayed Sitting During The Standing O For Joaquin Phoenix

January 6, 2020 / Posted by:

For the first time in over ten years, the Golden Globe Awards were blessed by the Holy Spirit. Beyoncé herself deigned to show up to the awards show with her husband, Jay-Z, and they skipped that whole red carpet-thing and just went straight to the awards show… an hour late. Well at least they brought their own booze?

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Ryan Gosling Could Possibly Play Batman In The “Joker” Cinematic Universe

December 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Back in October, Jared Leto learned the cold hard truth that people really do still want to see movies about The Joker (just not ones starring him). Todd Phillips’ gritty, greasy Joker broke a bunch of box office records, which in Hollywood accounting terms means it will probably be getting a sequel. There’s word that the sequel will have Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker meeting Batman. And it’s rumored that one of the names being thrown around for Batman is Ryan Gosling.

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