Category: Creepy Old Dudes
Leonardo DiCaprio Was Seen Spending The Night On A Yacht With 22-Year-Old Model Meghan Roche, Who’s Friends With Gigi Hadid
Breaking: 48-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio has continued to ride the wave of being hot in that one movie 25 years ago by probably hooking up with yet another generic model who’s young enough to be his daughter and still pay high car insurance premiums. This time, it’s 22-year-old model Meghan Roche; and someone better check on maniacal “Almond Mom” Yolanda Hadid‘s mental state today since Meghan is (or was) friends with another rumored recent Leo conquest: Gigi Hadid.
Steven Tyler Denies Sexually Assaulting A Minor In The 70s And Her Attorney Hit Back At Him
In December, a woman named Julia Misley filed a lawsuit against Steven Tyler, alleging that he sexually abused her in the 1970s when she was barely 16 and he was 25. Julia said that she hoped her lawsuit will “expose an industry that protects celebrity offenders.” Steven filed a response last week refuting her claims by, get this, saying he did nothing wrong, that she consented to their relationship, and that he has immunity since he was her legal guardian at the time. What in the the mental gymnastics??
British TV Presenter Jeremy Clarkson Is “Horrified” That That People Are Horrified By His Horrifying Remarks About Meghan Markle
As we know, the British press can’t seem to get enough Meghan Markle in their diets, and some have resorted to scavenging the deepest, darkest recesses of their minds for imaginary scenarios upon which to feast. You know like when a cartoon character is starving to death and they picture their friend as a succulent roast chicken then act all surprised when they bite into a juicy thigh and Piers Fucking Morgan screams “ouch!” and all of a sudden everybody’s looking at them like they’re some sort of freak? Well, according to Reuters, that’s just what happened to Jeremy Clarkson, that exact kind of freak. A parched and pathetic Jeremy woke up this morning “horrified to have caused so much hurt” after sharing that he doesn’t sleep at night because he’s up “grinding [his] teeth and dreaming of the day when [Meghan] is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while the crowds chant, ‘Shame!’ and throw lumps of excrement at her.” And it’s not like he just said this at his local Wendy’s drive-thru either. His excrement-forward fanfic was actually printed in The Sun!