Night Crumbs

April 6, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

I guess Subway decided to make everyone say, “That fake tuna shit wasn’t so bad after all.” Because to celebrate ruin Easter, Subway is selling a sandwich made up of their toasted Italian bread and melted Cadbury eggs. They’re calling it Cadbury’s Creme Egg SubMelt (that’s a funny way of spelling BAARFFFF), and it will be available on Good Friday at select Subways in the UK. Lucky you, UK! They will be free because even Subway knows they can’t charge for that mess. But why did they have to drag Jesus into this by releasing it on Good Friday?! This is one of the sins that Jesus definitely didn’t die for – Pajiba

Jennifer Lopez doesn’t drink booze, and her current husband, Ben Affleck, is a recovering alcoholic, but she still launched a line of booze drinks and is getting shit for it. The line features (no, it doesn’t) flavors like CashGrabarita, ShowMeTheMoney-tini, and MiWantMoreMoney-mosa – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp’s big “comeback” movie Jeanne du Barry (formerly titled La Favorite) will open the Cannes Film Festival next month, and that should be interesting for several reasons. One reason is that there’s a rumor that Johnny and the movie’s director Maïwenn, who also plays the female lead, screamed at each other all through filming. I know, I probably should’ve warned you to hold onto something sturdy before reading that because you probably fell out of your chair from shock since we all know Johnny to be a docile, sweet kitten who is nothing but a carefree joy to work with – Jezebel

There’s a rumor that Adele may pull a move out of her idol Beyonce’s playbook by releasing a whole surprise album in a few weeks. In related news, my eardrums just combusted, and I’m assuming it was from the “so high pitched it’s silent” screech that Taylor Swift let out since she thought the 2024 Grammys were going to belong to her! – Rap-Up

Today in The Internet Is Bored: Pedro Pascal as mushrooms – OMG Blog

Meanwhile, outside of the restaurant Giorgio Baldi, Rihanna got shown up by her adorable bundle of baby in the FASHUN and posing departments – Lainey Gossip

Pic: Subway

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