Drew Barrymore And Brooke Shields Bonded Over Their “Weird” Stage Moms Being Obsessed With Them As Kids
Before momager Kris Jenner pimped out the Kardashians, there was Teri Shields– the mom of Brooke Shields. Brooke was on yesterday’s episode of The Drew Barrymore Show to promote her new documentary Pretty Baby, and she and Drew Barrymore trauma bonded about all the weird and horrible shit that came with growing up a child star and the roles their stage moms played in all that mess.
Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Posing In Vogue With Naomi Campbell
If you’ve recently caught whiffs of singed weave and burnt silicone and heard a thunderous, demonic voice groaning in anguish, it’s because Kris Jenner–whose kash kows probably weren’t included on the Met Gala guest list this year–just learned that the late Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, did score an invite! The 12-year-old blue-cream tortie Birman breed cat is living her best life in the spotlight lately because the Met’s theme this year is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty.” The pricey pussy was also photographed with Naomi Cambell for a Kunty Karl tribute section in Vogue!
“Shark Tank’s” Barbara Corcoran Admits She LOVES Firing People On Fridays And Social Media Immediately Responded
Most people who work for a living know once you clock out on Friday afternoon, it’s two middle fingers up all weekend long chanting, “Fuck this job!” as you walk out the door. Well, Shark Tank‘s bite-sized boss bitch Barbara Corcoran better not run any of the corporations where Friday is a gateway to the weekend. Because when she’s in charge, Friday may be the gateway to unemployment, especially if she thinks you have a negative attitude. And although she specified how much she enjoys having security escort ex-employees out the door with a huge smile and a “Have a great weekend!” some people on social media are ready to throw hands at her once again like they did when she insulted Whoopi on The View.
As Part Of Jerry Hall’s Divorce Agreement With Rupert Murdoch, She Can’t Give Story Ideas To The Writers Of “Succession”
Vanity Fair just dropped a cover story about Rupert Murdoch. According to Jezebel, buried in a paragraph about how Jerry Hall was blindsided by Rupert ending their marriage (via text!), it’s revealed that one of the terms in the couple’s divorce settlement was that Jerry couldn’t give any story ideas to the writers on Succession. Cuz, clearly, HBO’s billionaire bastard was inspired by Jerry’s billionaire bastard. Bummer. Jerry could’ve given the writers intimate details only a wife would know. Like, is Rupert a sleep farter?
After Losing Her Verification On Twitter, Doja Cat Says That People With Blue Checks Are “Complete Losers”
The time may be drawing near for Doja Cat to pack up her earthly possessions and return to her home galaxy since her blue check on Twitter is gone. But honestly, I don’t know why she still has an account since she only uses it to curse out her followers after they claimed she looks like Stewie Griffin. And now she’s back again throwing a trough full of shade at EVERYONE who paid for their blue checks, basically calling them losers who don’t understand that the new cool thing is not having a blue check…if you’re famous.
Prince Harry Will Be At King Charles’ Coronation Without Meghan Markle And Their Children
FINALLY, we can all close our eyes tonight and drift into a worry-free sleep now that the question that has repeatedly punched us in the brains for eons has been answered. Today, Buckingham Palace burped up the answer to the world’s most important question, “Will Prince Harry and Meghan Markle go to King Chuck’s Corny in May?” Well, the tabloids only have to hire half the number of lip readers and body language experts they were planning to hire for King Charles’ Coronation because Prince Harry will be there, but Meghan Markle is skipping it. She will stay in California with their kids to celebrate their son Prince Archie’s 4th birthday, which is on the same day as the Coronation. That Coronation is probably going to turn into the longest game of dodgeball for Harry because he’s going to keep dodging Queen Camilla so that he doesn’t run into her and have to bow down to Queen Side Piece.