John Mayer Shared Some New Thoughts About His Song “Paper Doll,” Which Was Rumored To Be About Taylor Swift
Back in 2013, John Mayer released a song called “Paper Doll,” which was widely thought to be a subtle retaliation to Taylor Swift’s 2010 “Dear John”– a diss track assumed to be about his manipulation tactics. The two dated back in 2009 when John was 32, and Taylor was 19, and since John is still a big, bulky bag of bright red flags even now that he’s 45 and “doesn’t really date anymore,” it’s no surprise that their brief dalliance was a mess. But according to E! News, during one of John’s performances the other night, he prefaced the song by admitting that it was probably a bitchy move.
Jamie Foxx Was Hospitalized With A “Medical Complication” And Is Now Recovering
After a sudden medical emergency on the Atlanta set of his new movie Back In Action (aka Cameron Diaz’s comeback movie), Jamie Foxx was taken to the hospital, where he’s recovering. That leaves him out of action for the time being. It’s currently unknown what the complication was, but it was serious enough for his family to pull up to the hospital in case things took a turn for the worse.
Open Post: Hosted By Demi Moore Submitting Her Chihuahua, Pilaf, For The Guinness World Record For Shortest Dog
Earlier this week, a two-year-old chihuahua named Pearl was officially crowned the world’s shortest dog by Guinness World Records. Most of the world went, “Awwww!” But not Demi Moore. She took one look at Pearl, spit on the ground, and said, “JUSTICE FOR PILAF!” Pilaf is Demi’s pocked-sized chihuahua and People reports that Demi is thinking about submitting her baby for the Shortest Dog world record. Watch out, Pearl, a nepo baby’s coming for your gig!
Katie Holmes Talked To Glamour Magazine About How She’s Protecting Daughter Suri Cruise
Katie Holmes covers the latest issue of Glamour, and, in the interview, she talked the 25th anniversary of Dawson’s Creek, that infamous Y2K look, and how protecting her daughter, 16-year-old (16-YEAR-OLD!!!) Suri Cruise. 44-year-old Katie says it’s especially important to her cuz Suri “was so visible at a young age.” Sigh. Blame the Scientologists for trotting out their little Baby Jesus for all the world to see… Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Will Be At This Year’s Met Gala After All
After it was alleged that NONE of the Kardashian Koven would be in attendance for this year’s Met Gala, many exhaled a huge sigh of relief. Because last year the entire Koven got together for constipated, stale gazes into the camera while Kim Kardashian arrived busting at the seams (literally) in Marilyn Monroe‘s legendary “I’ll Take Your Man!” dress. After all of this unsavory fuckery transpired, Anna Wintour, who rules with an iron fist over all things fashion, decided she didn’t want any of those basic bitches desecrating her annual adult prom. So it was rumored that no Kardashian would get an invite. Yet I’m sure Kim sent a thousand apology Edible Arrangements baskets to Anna over the past few months until she finally broke down because Kim made the cut for this year’s fashion extravaganza.
Drake Bell Has Been Declared “Missing And Endangered” By Daytona Beach Police (UPDATE)
UPDATE: And one second after I hit publish on this post, I got the alert that Drake Bell has been found safe, and he’s talking to the cops. But still, no reason has been given as to why police thought he was in danger.
Drake Bell, Nickelodeon child star of the show Drake & Josh turned child predator mess, has gone missing in Daytona Beach, FL, and police have reason to believe he’s in danger. This morning, the Daytona Beach Police Department asked the public for help in finding 36-year-old Drake Bell (government name: Jared Drake Bell), who was last seen around a high school last night. Yes, a man who pleaded guilty to child endangerment after being accused of grooming and abusing a 15-year-old girl was seen at a high school last. So, Drake Bell may not be the only one in danger…