Constantly sprinting to her lawyer’s office to deal with her ex-husband Jason Sudeikis’ fast and loose filing finger and juking from frenemy Emily Ratajkowski’s desperate attempts to apologize for making out with her ex-boyfriend, Harry Styles, must not be intense enough cardio for Olivia Wilde; so she also frequents Gwyneth Paltrow’s shifty hype-woman friend/celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson’s gym. But Olivia and Harry must not have discussed who would get the gym in their November breakup; because he also still goes there, and they both showed up yesterday and very narrowly avoided running into each other and having to exchange fake awkward pleasantries right in front of the paps who are curiously always stationed there.

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Over the past few years, Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson have been morphing into each other, and I’m not sure where it started. But according to Matthew, there may be a reason for that after revealing his mother knew Woody’s father at one time. And I don’t mean “knew‘ like they used to catch the same bus to work. I mean “knew” KNEW each other.

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Yesterday, Warner Bros. Discovery officially announced that next month, HBO Max will merge with Discover Plus and become just MAX. That is a smart branding move since they’re erasing a brand name (HBO) that most people know well and replacing it with the name of every other neighborhood dog on your block. Max will launch on May 13th, and prices will range from $9.99 a month or $99.99 a year for a subscription with ads to $19.99 a month or $199.99 a year for the ultimate 4k ad-free subscription. Max (ugh, that name) also announced new shows, including that Harry Potter series, and served up trailers for their upcoming shows. That includes a little teaser for Matt Reeves’ The Batman spin-off series The Penguin, starring Colin Farrell continuing to fight the hot under forty-five tons of wrinkly prosthetics.

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Sarah Paulson and Pedro Pascal were close friends looooong before they both became millionaire sweethearts of television, and she recently told Esquire that she helped him out early on in his career. Sarah said that when Pedro was struggling to put food in his stomach while auditioning, she sometimes gave him money to “feed himself.” According to Sarah, Pedro’s publicly shared the story before. And years ago, Sarah and Pedro talked about how she helped him get on Game of Thrones. Oh, Sarah, I see you with these humblebrags. You’d like us to know that while we’re all calling Pedro daddy, you’re saying to him, “Now, who’s YOUR daddy?” – Just Jared

Just three months after a snow plow nearly took out Jeremy Renner, he miraculously walked the carpet at the premiere of his Disney+ show Rennervations with help from a cane and a knee scooter. Meanwhile, when I cut a finger, I cancel all of my weekend plans to stay home and “recover” – Celebitchy

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Well, that was fast. This morning, actor Dylan O’Brien was papped *allegedly* leaving Taylor Swift’s New York apartment, just a few days after the singer’s split with Joe Alwyn went public. CTV reports that Swifties are poring over the photos, trying to find Easter eggs and evidence to suggest their Pumpkin Spice Latte Queen is shtupping the guy who played Jake Gyllenhaal in the music video for All Too Well. Whoa… dating the guy you hired to play your no-good ex. Maybe, when this inevitably falls apart, Taylor should get Jake to play Dylan in the music video. The ole’ switcheroo!

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