Karl Lagerfeld’s pampered pussy Choupette Lagerfeld was, of course, invited to the Met Gala’s tribute to him. But like other A-listers such as Beyonce and Lady Gaga, Choupette decided to stay her ass at home instead of mingling with lessers. But of course, someone had to represent Choupette at the Met Gala. And Dominique is now a certified SLYCIC because in her post about Choupette turning down an invite to the Met Gala, she guessed that both Jared Leto and Doja Cat would show up in Choupette cosplay, and she was right! But since Jared Leto is a serious method thespian, I’m sure he got into character by lapping up milk and sniffing his own ass (although he’s always doing that).
Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Turning Down Her Invitation To Tonight’s Met Gala
Tonight’s Met Gala theme, Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, will surely bring a delightfully tacky coterie of black blazers, neckties, folding fans, powdered wig ponytails, and hater shades. But one refreshing element many were looking forward to was the late Karl’s beloved 12-year-old cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, accepting her invitation to the event and asshole-out strutting down the red carpet as the fashion community creams their tailored black suit pants. But, perhaps Choupette was thoroughly put off from public life after recently being cradled in an awkward football hold by Naomi Campbell in Vogue with the looming threat of being whipped at an assistant at any second; because Choupette’s Instagram account just posted that she’ll be sitting out the Met tonight.
Blake Lively Won’t Be At Monday’s Met Gala, But Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, And Nicola Peltz Will
The Met Gala is this coming Monday (first Monday in May… checks out), and Hollywood’s pretty, privileged, and plastic are rarin’ to show off their high fashun lewks, inspired by Karl Lagerfeld. But don’t expect Met Gala mainstay Blake Lively. She told People she wouldn’t be attending this year. But don’t worry, the nepo-babies will more than make up for her absence. In addition to Kim Kardashian, who already confirmed, that she’ll be there, Paris Hilton, Brooklyn Beckham, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham have all announced they’ll be there too.
If you’ve recently caught whiffs of singed weave and burnt silicone and heard a thunderous, demonic voice groaning in anguish, it’s because Kris Jenner–whose kash kows probably weren’t included on the Met Gala guest list this year–just learned that the late Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, did score an invite! The 12-year-old blue-cream tortie Birman breed cat is living her best life in the spotlight lately because the Met’s theme this year is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty.” The pricey pussy was also photographed with Naomi Cambell for a Kunty Karl tribute section in Vogue!
Jameela Jamil is calling out Vogue and the Metropolitan Museum of Art for choosing of Karl Lagerfeld as the theme of the 2023 Met Gala. Jameela points to his comments regarding Holocaust jokes and ethnic cleansing, fat-shaming, shaming of gay adoption, and dismissing sexual assault against women in fashion telling them to “join a nunnery.”
WWD says that one TikToker has let Chanel have it regarding their 2021 advent calendar. If you don’t know, an advent calendar is like a gift box type thing for the month of December leading up to Christmas. Each day has a new surprise gift for you to open and enjoy. But if you’re gonna buy Chanel’s $825 advent calendar, maybe DON’T. Because TikToker, Elisa Harmon, collected all the hair follicles on their heads and snatched them up when she went through the shit-ass gifts they charged her nearly a grand for. I bet that Choupette Lagerfeld‘s advent calendar isn’t this cheap!