Last month, British diving twink, Tom Daley, learned the hard way (that’s not a pun, it looks like a semi-softie in the video) that sometimes when you send a trick a private Snapchat video of you touching your parts, that trick may leak it to the world. 22-year-old Tom said at the time that he did send a video to a fan on Snapchat, but he and his 42-year-old fiancé, Dustin Lance Black, were on a break at the time. Tom also said that he never met up with anyone and it’ll never happen again. But now here comes The Sun to say that Tom Daley shamelessly lied about not meeting up with dudes, because their source says he regularly did the butt-first dive onto a hot male model.
Four months after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in her apartment in Paris, several photos and a surveillance video of the night of the robbery have been released. The crime scene photos and surveillance video were released by French news channel TF1 yesterday. Google translate broke it all down into English for me, but it still made about as much sense as a note written by Kanye West. So I moved on over to TMZ‘s coverage of the story. They say the pictures show Kim’s bedroom, a roll of duct tape used to bind her, and what appears to be the piece used to gag her. There are also stills from the surveillance video which show the alleged robbers meeting at a cafe several times after the robbery.
Kim Kardashian Robbery Crime Scene Pics Surface (PHOTO GALLERY) https://t.co/MLX3CiqvYA
— TMZ (@TMZ) February 19, 2017
I knew those alleged jewel heisters were old, but they look really old. That’s like Ocean’s Taking Eleven Different Pills for Arthritis old.
Video of the alleged robbers getting away on bikes was released shortly after the robbery, but now we know what they did after they got away. TF1 also aired a reenactment of the robbery, which sounds tacky and exploitative and I’m sure Kris Jenner loved it and requested a hundred copies of it.
The French report also states that the alleged thieves used code words and code names over the phone while discussing the robbery. They don’t say what Kim’s code name was. This is the information we need to know. Was it “Dame Derrière“? “Visage Plastique“? “L’Ancienne Assistante de Paris Hilton“?
Here’s Kim and Kanye going out for dinner on Saturday night in Los Angeles. Kim wore track pants and a fur coat (gotta stay loose and warm after your latest procedure), and Kanye wore a coat made from the wallpaper in your aunt’s powder room.
Ever since Webster’s dictionary changed the definition of “marriage” to read, “is a lie and a fucking sham,” in response to Brangelina divorcing, both Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have pretty much only talked about their break-up through statements and lawyers. Team Brad committed an unholy act when they accused Team Angie of causing damage to their kids by making the details of their train wreck custody fight public. Team Angie accused Team Brad of not wanting the public to learn the terrifying truth about him. But last month, both sides finally agreed to make the details of their custody fight private and promised to keep their shank fighting behind closed doors. Things have been quiet until this past weekend when Angie did an interview with the BBC and was asked about Brad’s alleged drunk mess antics on that private plane.
Chris Brown was supposed to fight Soulja Boy, one of his many, many enemies, in a messy pay-per-view boxing match. It was all pretty much set-up and ready to go. Soulja Boy was getting training from Floyd Mayweather Jr., Chris Brown was getting training from Mike Tyson, and they were finalizing a location. But Chris Brown has now pulled out. At least that’s what Soulja Boy says.
Overheard at Mattel HQ:
“I said Ken doll, not Kendall, you idiots!” – kaotic
The Purple Wig From Lifetime’s piece of trash Britney Spears movie Britney Ever After!
I couldn’t watch Lifetime’s latest turd jewel, Britney Ever After, on Saturday, because the hotel I was staying in didn’t have Lifetime. I know, I almost went to the front desk to complain, but I know they would’ve said, “Um, you know this is Super 8, right?” So I finally watched it last night and I had two thoughts while watching it:
1. I am so not high enough for this trash.
2. My camcorder home movies from the 90s had a bigger budget than this wreck.