Amber Heard Feels That Every Closeted Gay Celebrity Should Come Out

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

That fishy Amber Heard chick (I’m referring to her upcoming role as Queen of the Seven Seas in Justice League, of course) has an opinion about gayness in Hollywood. Proud bi Amber says come out, come out, wherever you are. (Where they are is what Leah Remini is currently working overtime to destroy! Get HER to clean out those thetan closets, Amber.)

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Chris Pratt Requests That You Stop Body-Shaming Him

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Pratt is a slab of goofy hot, so I’ll do WHATEVER he requests of me… except praise his acting. Did you see Passengers? Oof. Jennifer Lawrence should have found the nearest life pod and rocketed her too-good-an-actress-for-this-shit ass off that ship.

Chris is currently filming Jurassic World 2 (side note: perhaps, maybe DON’T keep building an amusement park full of murderous dinosaurs?) and he’s been posting on social media what he’s been eating to keep his boyish figure while filming. Apparently, some need-to-get-a-job people have been giving him a hard time for looking too thin. Chris objects. What they SHOULD be giving him the business about is making sure Bryce Dallas Howard isn’t running around Jurassic Park in heels again, because that was every level of stupid. #misogyny

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Birthday Sluts

March 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Aretha Franklin (75)
Aly Michalka (28)
Ryan Lewis (29)
Big Sean (29)
Jason Castro (30)
Katharine McPhee (33)
Sean Faris (35)
Danica Patrick (35)
Jenny Slate (35)
Lee Pace (38)
Édgar Ramírez (40)
Wladimir Klitschko (41)
Melanie Blatt of All Saints (42)
Juvenile (42)
Lark Voorhies (43)
Cathy Dennis (48)
Sarah Jessica Parker (52)
Shannon Beador (53)
Lisa Gay Hamilton (53)
Mike Henry (53)
Marcia Cross (55)
Brenda Strong (57)
Amy Pascal (59)
Daniel Boulud (62)
Bonnie Bedelia (69)
Elton John (70)
Paul Michael Glaser (74)
Anita Bryant (77)
Gloria Steinem (83)
Gene Shalit (91)

Pic: Getty


Night Crumbs

March 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Tom Hardy’s dog Woody visited him on the set of Peaky Blinders and easily stole the show. And apologies if you’re a dick-obsessed trick like me and read that first sentence as “Tom Hardy’s woody” before looking at the picture. I didn’t mean to give you a case of blue balls on a Friday – Lainey Gossip 

Paging Courtney Stodden! Round up your lawyers because Bella Thorne is stealing your act – Drunken Stepfather

Sienna Miller doesn’t really give a fuck that we all called her the Queen of Home Wrecking – Celebitchy

But can Teen Mom Jenelle even read? – Reality Tea

Thanks to their cartoon lips and cartoon asses, the Kartrashians are already cartoon characters – The Superficial

David D’Amato (aka Jane O’Brien and Terri Tickle), the focus of the interesting-as-hell documentary Tickled, has died – Towleroad

Elizabeth Banks looks like she snatched her outfit out of Lisa Vanderpump’s closet – Popoholic

Artie Lange may or may not have been fired from HBO’s CrashingPajiba

Excuse me while I recreate Kara Del Toro’s outfit and pose for a future Grindr profile pic – Hollywood Tuna 

Iggy Azalea’s new song is the reason why mute exists – IDLYITW

Stephanie Tanner should stop fighting it and go back to her true soulmate, Harry Takayama! – Just Jared

We really don’t need yet another TV thing about the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, but I’m still all about this Netflix docuseries – Boy Culture



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