Sadly, Charlize Theron won’t be playing Megyn Kelly in a drama about her getting roasted to dust by Jane Fonda. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Charlize Theron and director Jay Roach are getting together to work on a biopic about the sexual assault allegations against the late Roger Ailes.
Charlize will play Megyn in the currently-untitled Roger Ailes film, and will also serve as one of the film’s producer (Annapurna will be financing and producing). It will reportedly center around the multiple sexual assault allegations made against Roger Ailes back in 2016, beginning with the sexual harassment lawsuit filed by Gretchen Carlson. It’s rumored that Gretchen will likely be a character in this film. Also possible characters to be included are Greta Van Susteren, Rupert Murdoch, and Bill O’Reilly.
Megyn’s role in the film will most likely echo what was happening in real life at the time of the accusations. Megyn was at Fox News for over a decade when she was given her own show, The Kelly File. Megyn never came out and said it, but sources claimed she told investigators that Roger had allegedly sexually harassed her when she first started at Fox News a decade earlier. Her story was rumored to be the final nail in Roger’s coffin at Fox. Fox News allegedly tried to pressure Megyn into defending Roger when the allegations first came out, but Megyn refused.
I can totally see Charlize as Megyn Kelly, because Charlize fully commits to a role transformation. I just hope she prepares her gag reflex as much as she prepares squinting her eyes and working a smug smile. All that inevitable vomit-triggering talk about raw hamburger crotch meat is bound to do a number on her stomach.
Dawkins, the monkey who got San Antonio International Airport twisted up yesterday afternoon when he got out of his crate and caused a scene!
Animals have been going through it at airports and on airplanes. They’ve been flushed down the toilet by their dumb fuck human after an airline refused to acknowledge them as an emotional support animal and let them on a flight. They’ve suffocated to death in an overhead bin coffin after some dead-hearted piece of trash flight attendant ordered their human to put them in there. So now they’re rising up!
Katie Price (40)
Novak Djokovic (31)
Camren Bicondova (19)
Morgan Stewart (30)
Julian Edelman (32)
Molly Ephraim (32)
Apolo Ohno (36)
Daniel Bryan (37)
Nazanin Boniadi (38)
Maggie Q (39)
Ginnifer Goodwin (40)
Sean Gunn (44)
A.J. Langer (44)
Alison Eastwood (46)
Annabel Chong (46)
Naomi Campbell (48)
Michael Kelly (50)
Brooke Smith (51)
Johnny Gill (52)
Marlene King (56)
Denise Welch (60)
Bernie Taupin (68)
Barbara Parkins (76)
Harvey Milk (1930-1978)
Laurence Olivier (1907-1988)
Because I know your eyelids were unable to fall into the sleep position from wondering what Katy Perry thinks of Duchess Meghan’s wedding dress, Katy gave her official review of the dress. She thinks Meghan needed one more fitting and likes Duchess Kate’s dress more. I’m with Katy, Duchess Meghan’s dress really needed a built-in bra that shot out whipped cream from the nipples area and then she would’ve definitely been at the top echelon of elegant royal brides – Just Jared
And during that hug (which probably didn’t happen) between Chelsy Davy and Duchess Meghan, I’m sure Chelsy whispered, “Bitch, I mean Duchess Bitch, when he’s fucking you, he’s thinking of this hot ass.” – Lainey Gossip
While Duchess Meghan’s wedding ensembles look like they were bought at Ann Taylor Loft for $189 and the J. Crew Outlet for $89, respectively, they supposedly cost hundreds of thousands of dollars – Celebitchy
Hugh Grant is apparently going to take on the unthinkable. marriage. People says 57-year-old Hugh got engaged to his longtime girlfriend and mother of three of his kids, Anna Eberstein, which is kind of hard to comprehend since I’m pretty sure hehas tried pick-up lines on every woman in Britain…including THE QUEEN. Hugh and Anna did the subtle, classy British thing of just posting a notice in the newspaper over the weekend of their intent to marry. Granted, Hugh could have probably dropped his trousers and screamed “I’M GETTING MARRIED” last weekend in London, and nobody would have noticed.
Hugh and Anna have three kids: a two-year-old daughter, a five-year-old son, and a third kiddo who was born earlier this year that they aren’t talking about too much (but that his ex and BFF Elizabeth Hurley has no problem blabbing about). Hugh also has two kids with his ex, Tinglan Hong. Fatherhood seems to have changed Hugh for the better, at that’s what Liz told Andy Cohen in March:
“He was over 50 when he spawned them all. No, he’s an enchanting dad. Really, really sweet. Having these kids has transformed him from a very miserable person into a fairly miserable person. It’s improved him. He’s gone up the scale.”
Whether that means he’ll be changed enough to alter his outlook on monogamy remains to be seen. Back in 2016, Hugh had a mouthful to say about the subject of long-term relationships to Howard Stern:
“If you ask me the question, ‘Do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long monogamous, faithful relationships?’ No, no. Whoever said they were?”
That might be pissy news for Anna, but it’s great news for British nursing homes in 2058 when a newly single 97-year-old Hugh moves in with a fistful of Cialis ready to take life by the storm!
I’ve always said that you can never trust a grown bitch who wears the devil’s hooves known as CROCS out in public. And look at what we have here.
Last year, the slimy brother of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons stepped away from his show The Chew and his restaurants after several women accused him of not being able to keep his greasy paws to himself. Some of those allegations (and more) found their way to the NYPD and now an investigation has started. Um, Mario Batali should’ve been eating cardboard and toilet sauce pizza on Death Row years ago for murdering retinas with those hideous CROCS, but better late than never I guess…