Mark This Day: Brit Brit Spears Actually Sang Live (For A Second)

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Britney Spears’ new album Glory (Hole) is out today, and to promote it, her team pushed her into a locked moving metal box and forced her to uncomfortably sit while listening to the English Jimmy Fallon yodel out her songs. Brit’s team obviously doesn’t think she’s been through enough.

If you really don’t know the words to Brit Brit’s songs, you’re not alone. It doesn’t seem like she really does either. During James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke bit on The Late Late Show, which aired last night, they went through some of her hits and his vocal cords produced actual musical notes while she just sort of mouthed along…. BUT, for a second or two, my ears did take in the sound of Brit Brit singing live! If vocal cords had brains, Brit Brit’s would think to themselves, “Heh? What’s going on?

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Natalie Portman Is Happy To Be Back In A Country Where People Smile

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Two years ago, Natalie Portman packed up her bags and fled the uncultured fanny pack-wearing Dew-chugging slobs of America for the chic je ne sais quoi-ness of Paris. Every time Natalie has spoken about Paris, she made it sound like she was living in a Chanel No. 5 commercial. Everyone’s fancy! The children are gorgeous! People go to museums instead of monster truck rallies! Natalie has since moved back to Los Angeles and earlier this week, she gushed over how “fun” it is to be once again living in a place that isn’t full of fancy people judging your sloppy clothing choices. And last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, she said that it’s “so nice” that people smile in Los Angeles. Hmmm…that might explain why Grumpy Cat was recently in Paris; she was just visiting her people.

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Woody Allen Calls Ronan Farrow’s Op-Ed Piece “Tabloid Stupidity”

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

When Woody Allen was promoting Cafe Society at Cannes back in May, The Hollywood Reporter published an op-ed piece by his son Ronan Farrow in which he shat on Hollywood for celebrating and throwing money at the alleged pedo prune. Ronan brought up the allegations that were made by his sister Dylan Farrow and called out a few of the stars of Cafe Society, like Blake Lively and Kristen Stewart, for working with Woody. After it was published, Woody told Variety that he didn’t read it and sort of shrugged it off like it was a bad review. Fast forward to three months later, and Woody is talking about it again.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

The hot look that Young Thug works on the cover of his mixtape No, My Name Is JEFFREY.

RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars splattered back onto our TV screens in all its sequined and lace front glue glory last night, and I wanted to pull a HSOTD from that episode, but then rapper Young Thug moistened the nipple tips of the internet by releasing his new mixtape and its cover. (You can stream the entire thing here.) I went with Young Thug, because all he needs is a good waist-cinching and he’d be working the favorite RPDR look of the night.

Kanye West is supposed to perform on the MTV VMAs this Sunday, and I bet the ears of everyone who was at his rehearsal yesterday are still ringing from the loud tantrum he threw after finding out that Young Thug is wearing the periwinkle ensemble he was supposed to wear. Yeah right, like Kanye could ever come up with something as creative and forward as this.

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Birthday Sluts

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Shirley Manson (50)
Keke Palmer (23)
Hayley Hasselhoff (24)
Dylan O’Brien (25)
James Harden (27)
Evan Ross (28)
Cassie Ventura (30)
Brian Kelley (31)
John Mulaney (34)
Macaulay Culkin (36)
Chris Pine (36)
Amanda Schull (38)
Thalía (45)
Melissa McCarthy (46)
Adrian Young of No Doubt (47)
Chris Burke (51)
Branford Marsalis (56)
Wanda De Jesus (58)
Brett Cullen (60)
Valerie Simpson (70)
Barbet Schroeder (75)

Pic: Fanpop

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