Birthday Sluts

June 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Meryl Streep (68)
Anwar Hadid (18)
Dinah Jane Hansen of Fifth Harmony (20)
Overly Attached Girlfriend (26)
Portia Doubleday (29)
Bob The Drag Queen (31)
Douglas Smith (32)
Porsha Williams (36)
Jai Rodriguez (38)
Donald Faison (43)
Lecy Goranson (43)
Carson Daly (44)
Mary Lynn Rajskub (46)
Laila Rouass (46)
Kevin Aviance (49)
Emmanuelle Seigner (51)
Uwe Boll (52)
Amy Brenneman (53)
Dan Brown (53)
Randy Couture (54)
Erin Brockovich (57)
Tracy Pollan (57)
Bruce Campbell (59)
Cyndi Lauper (64)
Lindsay Wagner (68)
Klaus Maria Brandauer (74)
Michael Lerner (76)
Kris Kristofferson (81)
Prunella Scales (85)

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Night Crumbs

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Celine Dion was back in Paris looking like the most successful and richest Mary Kay saleslady in history. That is a look that screams “$100,000 worth of Magic Masques sold and I got the pink Cadillac to prove it, dahling!” – Lainey Gossip

After watching this preview clip from the second season of Real Housewives of Dallas, I’m wondering how in the hell did Bravo cancel Real Housewives of Miami, but yet renew this boring mess? – Reality Tea

Johnny Depp’s ex business managers are now saying that they also heard stories about him abusing Amber HeardCelebitchy

Halsey got done up like a third-tier Pink impersonator for Paper MagazineDrunken Stepfather

THE QUEEN vowed to protect LGBTQ people and also shaded Trump by not mentioning his (possibly canceled) visit to her land – Towleroad

I don’t know why this keeps happening, but someone cast Blake NotSoLively in another movie – Pajiba

Hello, welcome to the Vampire Bordello Bar & Grill, my name is Olivia and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Popoholic

Ariel Winter’s ass cheeks are smiling at you again – The Nip Slip 

Bella Thorne did a social media bikini photo shoot on Scott Disick’s lawn. Will somebody please replace that burger with a gallon jug of water since she’s obviously suffering from thirst and not hunger – Hollywood Tuna 

But where is the scene in the new Dance Moms trailer where Abby Lee Miller and the moms get arrested for child abuse? – SOW

After already coming out as trans, Charice has announced that his new name is Jake ZyrusOMG Blog

The Directioners probably don’t know whether to cheer their arms off or call the authorities and let them know that Tess Ward is obviously mentally insane since she dumped Harry StylesPopsugar

For one second, I got the tingles thinking these were pictures of a shirtless current day Luke PerryJust Jared



19-Year-Old Tom Cruise Was All About The Bible And Blowjobs 

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere Ted Haggard is reading that headline and falling in love with 19-year-old Tom Cruise.

Curtis Armstrong is best known to me as Bert Viola from Moonlighting, but he was also Booger in Revenge of the Nerds was in Risky Business with a then 19-year-old Tommy Cruise. Curtis wrote his memoir, Revenge of the Nerd, and an actor can’t put out a memoir unless they fill it with juicy shit about other actors. So Curtis wrote about working with Tommy and said that he was a strict square who never wanted to go to the bar with them. Before Tommy was the Jesus of Scientology, he was reading about the real Jesus. Curtis writes that Tommy was a born again and like any good born again, he balanced his bible study with getting his dick sucked by randoms.

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Kate Beckinsale Was Papped Kissing This 21-Year-Old Comedian 

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

According to Entertainment Tonight, 43-year-old Kate Beckinsale is dating 21-year-old actor and Wild ‘N Out comedian Matt Rife. I’m getting “Cillian Murphy’s second cousin doing his best Ryan Phillippe in 54 impersonation” from Matt. Kate and Matt were seen kissing outside of a lounge in West Hollywood last night. A source claims she met Matt through a mutual friend, and they’re “officially boyfriend and girlfriend” and that her entire family thinks he’s the nicest person.

Earlier this month, Kate was rumored to have been seen “flirting” with Jon Hamm at an event for the movie Baby Driver. Going from midlife daddy Jon Hamm to a youngin who looks like he thinks being called a fuckboi is a compliment. Kate is really spanning the whole spectrum.

ETs source adds that Matt is a great guy and “very mature for his age.” How much more mature are we talking here? Does he seem more like he’s 24? 26? 39-year-old trapped in the body of a 21-year-old? Still, it’s got to be weird for Kate’s 18-year-old daughter Lily Mo Sheen. It’s one thing to have to explain what fidget spinners and Riverdale is to your mom, but it’s a completely different level of awkward to hear her boyfriend volunteer to do it.


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