Duchess Meghan Went Rogue With Her Nail Color

/ December 11, 2018

Meghan Markle may only be a lowly Duchess, but she’s The Queen of fucking shit up. Meghan gave old Liz the vapors last night when she made an unannounced appearance at the British Fashion Awards at Royal Albert Hall wearing black nail polish, a studded leather jacket, vampire fangs, and a ripped Misfits t-shirt 3 sizes too big. That is probably what old Liz saw. The rest of us just saw the black nail polish and a black Givenchy gown.

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Courtney Love Was Issued A Temporary Restraining Order Against Sam Lutfi

/ December 11, 2018

Courtney Love has just written another verse to The Ballad Of The Sad Guitar. According to TMZ, Courtney’s just been granted a restraining order against one-time BFF and manager Sam Lutfi. Possibly related (read definitely related), the two are both currently being sued by Francis Bean’s ex-husband Isaiah Silva who claims that Courtney, Sam, 13 Reasons Why actor Ross Butler, and two others, conspired to break into his house, beat him up, sexually batter him, and eventually murder him in order to steal his guitar (they only got as far as steps 1, 2 and 3). Now Courtney is claiming that Sam has been “unrelentingly” harassing her and her family.

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Megan Fox On Why She Hasn’t Come Out With Her Own #MeToo Stories

/ December 11, 2018

Megan Fox sat down with The New York Times for an interview where she showed us she’s the authority on space archaeology (every Scientologist just got the tingles for her) by talking about the ancient astronaut theory, and her new show on the Travel Channel Legends of the Lost. She also shared why she hasn’t told her own stories about being sexually harassed in Hollywood.

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There May Not Be A Host For The 2019 Oscars

/ December 11, 2018

Last week, Kevin Hart gave himself the ultimate lesson in gay culture when he voluntarily sashayed away from hosting the upcoming Oscars after the Oscars people gave him an ultimatum: apologize for his past homophobic tweets or quit that bitch. The Oscar people are now scrambling to find a new host. Or not. Because now the Academy is toying around with the idea of not having a host at all.

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Pour Out A Breakfast Cup Of Chardonnay, Because Kathie Lee Gifford Is Leaving “Today”

/ December 11, 2018

Now who is going to make you feel okay about having a side of Chardonnay with your bowl of Rice Krispies? Or a side of Chardonnay with your bowl of chardonnay? Oh shit, Kathie Lee Gifford’s next hustle should be a breakfast cereal called KLG’s Chardonnay-Os.

After 11 years, 500,000 gulps of fermented breakfast juice, and over 4,000 times yodeling out “Everyoooone has a stooo-reeeee“, the Christian Wine Queen of Morning Television has announced that she’s hanging up her monogrammed breakfast time wine glass and is leaving Today. Those of us who are masochists and watch Today every morning aren’t exactly dropping our mug of KLG-brand GIFFT Pinot Grigio (available at Wine.com!) out of shock, because there’s many a morning when the fourth hour of Today starts and we scream,”NOT JENNA BUSH HAGER FILLING IN FOR KLG AGAIN!” Although if this announcement was a real shock, we still wouldn’t drop our mug of KLG-brand GIFFT Pinot Grigio. That’s not what KLG would want.

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