Pink No Longer Loathes Christina Aguilera

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Pink is back on the music scene, and, while she recognizes there are plenty of Tinseltown cat fights, her and Christina Aguilera’s pussies are quite content, thankyewverymuch. As all things seem to go these days, her get real moment stemmed from a Twitter troll. Everything these days comes from Twitter trolls. Racist shit, bullying, U.S. Presidential “diplomacy”…sometimes all in one Tweet!

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Lady Gaga Will Appear At A Deposition For Dr. Luke and Kesha’s Legal Drama

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The ongoing legal Battle Royale taking place between talk-singing pop songstress Kesha and scruffy alleged perv Dr. Luke is quickly transforming into the most depressing concert ever. And now, after being subpoenaed last monthLady Gaga has been added to the roster to shake and shimmy in the courtroom. Gaga was unsure of when she’d be deposed, but now sources can confirm that her headlining act at Fuckery Fest 2017 will be taking place sometime in September.

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A Decade Of Rash, I Mean, Kardashian

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s hard to believe, but it’s been a solid ten years since our screens weren’t dominated by nasal-voiced broads hawking lip plumper and eyelash extensions. The Hollywood Reporter is out with a biblical-length profile titled “The Kardashian Decade” entailing all the behind the scenes dish on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The serious cover, nude-colored wardrobes and the fact that the whole thing blurts “KIM IS MAKE-UP FREE! ALERT THE TOWN CRIER” in the first three sentences are supposed to make us think this is Raw! Unscripted! Real! Kar! Dash!

The fact that it looks like Kris Jenner’s head was photoshopped onto her body makes us realize this is business as usual. Continue reading

Emma Stone Was Paid A Lot Of Money This Year

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Last year, for the second year in a row, Jennifer Lawrence was awarded a celebrity bank account’s highest, most-esteemed honor: the title of The World’s Highest Paid Actress. This year Jennifer’s bank account weeps bittersweet mascara tears like the runner-up in a pretty dollar beauty pageant, because JLaw’s Hollywood BFF Emma Stone is at the top of the list this time.

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Birthday Sluts

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Belinda Carlisle (59)
Gracie Gold (22)
Taissa Farmiga (23)
Austin Butler (26)
Rachel Hurd-Wood (27)
Lil B (28)
Brady Corbet (29)
Bryton James (31)
Mark Salling (35)
Giuliana Rancic (43)
Donnie Wahlberg (48)
Helen McCrory (49)
David Conrad (50)
Gilby Clark (55)
Sue Hawk (56)
Sean Penn (57)
Rick Hilton (62)
Judith Regan (64)
Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners (64)
Julian Fellows (68)
Martha Coolidge (71)
Larry Ellison (73)
Robert De Niro (74)
Mae West (1893-1980)

Pic: Pinterest

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