Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s all-star royal wedding spectacular may have been stuffed full of more celebrities than the damn Met Gala, and brought out the likes of The Mighty O and Tom Hardy, who became all of us by falling asleep with his eyes open. But Princess Eugenie had Naomi Campbell on her wedding guest list today. The St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle was probably filled with the clickity clack sounds of Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan furiously pounding away at their iPhones while rage-texting their wedding guest booker for not getting them THEE Naomi Campbell.
Kanye West acted a whole damn mess in the White House yesterday when he visited Donald Trump. He ranted about how he’s not really bipolar just sleep deprived, how Trump made him feel like a boy who actually had a father, how putting on a hat somehow made him feel like Superman (who dresses like a nerd to pretend to be human), how Trump should ask Apple to develop a hydrogen-powered plane to replace Air Force One, called iPlane 1 (what a creative dude) and a bunch of other shit I honestly have been trying to avoid finding out. This highway freakshow has been out of hand for quite some time and I think we’ve had enough. But you know who hasn’t? Kanye West.
Page Six reports that after the meeting in the White House so insanely bizarre it made Trump staring at an eclipse somehow look less stupid, Kanye decided to follow it up with a trip to the Georgetown Apple store. Was Kanye there to get a new phone since his crack code of 000000 had just been compromised on national television? Maybe, but he was definitely there to give another long-winded non-sensical rant to the people there just trying to silently wait the six hours until their Genius appointment.
Princess Beatrice stole the show, fashion-wise, at Duchess Kate and Prince William’s wedding back in 2011 when she showed up wearing a hat that looked like one of The Queen’s more decorative toilet seat covers. There must be something in Bea’s DNA that inspires some truly wonky formal hat choices. Because Fergie did not disappoint in the hat department on the wedding day of her daughter Princess Eugenie today.
Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are one of those couples that lays pretty low and live a relatively private life. Last week, we got a Bradley and Irina sighting when they were photographed taking their daughter Lea out for a walk, and they appeared to be serving some happy family realness. But as Page Six reports, Bradley and Irina are reportedly “miserable,” together. If you really want to know what a miserable Bradley and Irina might look, here – just take a second look at Bradley and Irina bringing ten tons of over-it grumpiness at Wimbledon two years ago.
Ryan Adams sure found a way to look a mess: making Twitter “jokes” about his marriage to America’s current television sweetheart, Mandy Moore. The two were married for six-ish years before deciding to get divorced back in 2015 and things seemed to be only slightly contentious when she wanted some spousal support for her and their pets. It’s been pretty radio silent from them ever since and they seemed to be divorced just fine… until now.
While some of us were busy dreaming of sugar ginger balls dancing on our face, the Rita Ora of royal weddings went down at St. George’s Chapel in Windsor Castle this morning. That’s the same scene where my dead heart died even more five months ago. But just because it was the royal wedding of a third tier royal doesn’t mean that loyal subjects didn’t come out in droves. I mean, look how excited the people were to bask in the glory of this magnificent once-in-a-lifetime (if you’re a fly, maybe) event!