Category: The Chainsmokers

Selena Gomez And Drew Taggart Of The Chainsmokers Are “Having A Lot Of Fun Together”

January 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite the obvious similarities, Selena Gomez and the rapper T.I. are not really all that much alike. Even though they wear the same shoe size, when it comes to accepting smooches from a chain smoker, Selena is by far the more liberal of the two. According to Us Weekly, Selena has no issue cleaning out a dirty ashtray with her tongue and has been “having a lot of fun” with her new boyfriend, Drew Taggart, 1/2 of the EDM duo The Chainsmokers and presumably the 4th wheel on the SMS Wifey, Brooklyn, and Nicola Peltz-Beckham’s yacht.

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T.I. Punched One Of The Chainsmokers In The Face For Kissing Him On The Cheek

August 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Rapper, T.I. and electronic duo, The Chainsmokers, were in the same space at the same time the other night; and if you’ve read anything about T.I.’s many alleged evils or just about The Chainsmokers’ typical behavior, you may have guessed that they met up and bonded at a creep convention. But they didn’t exactly hit it off unless you count a Chainsmoker getting hit in the face. Drew Taggart of The Chainsmokers ended up getting pounded in the face after he got overzealous and kissed habitual societal menace/confrontational shit-stirrer, T.I., on the cheek without his permission. 

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The Chainsmokers Will Be The First Band To Perform At The Edge Of Space In 2024

July 20, 2022 / Posted by:

If you can tell me the names of The Chainsmokers then you deserve an award, because while they are actually one of the highest-paid musical gigs out there, I don’t know a single person who cares about them. No offense. But someone must love them, and someone at the new “space tourism” company, World View, sure does because the band has been chosen to play at the edge of space. “Leave them there!” shouted the people of Earth.

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Forbes Again Announced That Kylie Jenner Topped Their Highest-Paid Celebrities Of 2020 List

December 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Even though Forbes shit all over Kylie Jenner and her Koven when they revealed that they had been duped into believing Kylie was a billionaire, that doesn’t mean she isn’t still the richest person ever. Almost literally. Kylie has been named the highest-paid celebrity of the year and it’s not even close. While the rest of the world was losing their jobs and wondering how to pay for rent and food amid coronavirus, Kylie was increasing her revenue stream from the previous year. All right, time to be mad at Kylie Jenner for having too much money again.

Now you may be thinking to yourself, “But wait, wasn’t Kylie already named the highest-paid trick of the year.” And you’re right, she was back in September. But I guess that Forbes didn’t think you heard them the first time so they wanted to cram down our throats once more just how wealthy 100 people in the world are compared to the billions of us struggling. Thanks, Forbes! Just in time for Christmas!

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Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here: Kylie Jenner Tops Forbes’ Celebrity 100 List For 2020.

September 1, 2020 / Posted by:

This is our fault. We did this to ourselves. At some point we’re going to have to take responsibility for ourselves as a country and accept the premise that it is, in fact, a shit hole ruled by oligarchs, grifters, charlatans, and DJs with Marshmello heads, and hopefully, commit to making the changes necessary to rectify that. Otherwise, all is lost. Even if Forbes’ Celebrity 100: The World’s Highest Paid Celebrities list is a dubious distinction, we have to admit that even if their formula is about as scientifically sound as the teachings of Dianetics, it does say a lot about what we value as a culture. And right now it’s saying we value Kylie Jenner the most. She earned $560 million. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but 2020 will do strange things to a person—Taylor Swift was ROBBED! Last year’s #1 dropped to #25 ($63.5M) and Kanye West scooted into Kylie’s former #2 slot with $170M.

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The Chainsmokers Got Shit For Their “Drive-In” Concert 

July 28, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s a sad, sad day in the world when it turns out that Vanilla Ice is actually a lot smarter than so many people. The Chainsmokers held a drive-in concert where people were supposed to stay in or close to their cars and social distance, but well, I guess some people are so lacking of dignity that they’re okay with having to say, “Well, I did go to a Chainsmokers concert,” when they test positive for COVID-19 and are asked where they’ve been. And BuzzFeed says that the concert is now being investigated for violating coronavirus restrictions.

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