Category: Giant Dicks In Space

The Chainsmokers Will Be The First Band To Perform At The Edge Of Space In 2024

July 20, 2022 / Posted by:

If you can tell me the names of The Chainsmokers then you deserve an award, because while they are actually one of the highest-paid musical gigs out there, I don’t know a single person who cares about them. No offense. But someone must love them, and someone at the new “space tourism” company, World View, sure does because the band has been chosen to play at the edge of space. “Leave them there!” shouted the people of Earth.

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Lauren Sanchez Is Throwing Jeff Bezos A Party To Celebrate His Return From Space

August 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Lauren Sanchez, the bewitching human-silicone hybrid and sizzling hot (heat safe to 500F) side piece turned entrée of billionaire Jeff Bezos, is celebrating his biggest dick pics ever taken in the absence of blackmail. As we all know, since it was slammed in our faces more times than Ron Jeremy fluffed for a blow job, Jeff Bezos became the second billionaire in space after a giant peen rocket hauled him beyond the Kármán line last month. And according to People, Jeff’s possible fiancée, Lauren, has been busy making trips to The Party Store to pick up packs of streamers and Star Trek-themed paper cups and plates, since the shipping on her Amazon order got all screwed up again and they sent each item in separate boxes, all subject to their own delays. Girlfriends of billionaires: They’re just like us!

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