One Of The Chainsmokers Got (Shocking!) Caught Cheating

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

When I take one look at The Chainsmokers, I always think they’re a pinch away from waking up and realizing college ended ten years ago. The douche-y duo are the official soundtrack of frat house parties coast-to-coast, and — I hope you’re sitting down for this — one of them got caught cheating on his girlfriend. Only, his girlfriend may have won this since she wasn’t above posting stills from a security tape of his cheating ass on her social media. 

The Daily Mail reports Tori Wood, the long-time girlfriend of Chainsmoker Alex Pall (or as I know him, “The older-looking one who always seems like he’s sniffing a fart”), posted security video on her Instagram story of Alex macking on a girl who most certainly was not her.

She captioned the videos with accurate descriptions like, “They’ll look you in the eyes and tell you they love you. Then destroy you without a second thought” and “Men are trash. Don’t ever forget it.” Tell us something we don’t know, Tori!

Instagram eventually took her posts down, which Tori seemed to think was because of Alex since she wrote, “Taking it like a man.”

Tori and Alex had been together for four years, and were that annoying couple who posted shots of them at Coachella and on private jets on Instagram. They even have a dog named Cheddar who managed to rack up more than 53,000 followers on social media. As for the social shaming, Tori claimed that Alex hadn’t even apologized for sucking face with the mystery blonde and even had the gall to say, “you’re better than this.” Interestingly, Alex seems to know what he is, based on a tweet from 2016:

Tori admitted she broke up with the guy and that she’s moving on. The article hypes up how she has a doctorate from NYU in law, but I don’t think she went to the right classes. A true star-fucker with a law degree would know you don’t break anything off with a rich sleaze until you can at least collect some marital assets. Dating gets you jack shit, Tori!



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